shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

What's a suphpherist?

 

Its a really phucking stupid quirk is what it is.

 

I said BIGOTED seekers. You're the BEST seeker.

 

As one of those old-timey Seekers I just wanna say you're all absolutely right and even I wasn't allowed to be a skydancer. Who's this engineer dude making up a new style? I wanna haunt him.

 

He's pretty shy, I don't want you scaring him!

 

Haunting's overrated.

 

-that get her another actual real smile- Would you like me to show you some of the moves in the classic style? It might be helpful since your joint are probably more like a seekers.

 

Y9u have...c9nspiracy the9ries 6ased 9ff a quirk.

 

Fair! feel free to let him know he's got at least one Action's blessing though! [He winks. Their little secret, hey?]

You're not wrong, but my other option is "sit around in the Well waiting for something to happen" and that is so not my style.

 

[Ignis belatedly realises Starscream is here and snaps into parade rest.] Lord Starscream, sir! It's an honor!

 

Feel you. Even if I'm not quite sure if I'm a ghost or a hallucination at this point and I seem to be pretty tied to my hauntee. -offers a teeny tiny fist to bump-

 

Excellent. Let them burn.

[Afterglow rolls his optics. Seekers.]

 

Yes! Wanna see what I've learned so far??

What's an Action?

-She beams.-

 

[Crouch to bump the tiny fist!] I don't think I'm stuck to anyone yet, by the time I figured out how to get back out the other two'd gotten back in the air anyway. Good on them, but like. Why bother? They're happy, they're chill, I don't need to hover over 'em like a Vision with the newest crop of protos.

 

-acknowledges with a nod- at ease Seeker.

Certainly!

 

-She boosts herself up quite a ways and goes into a controlled 'fall', slowly cycling through a few moves that should be familiar to Starscream. The impression is sort of like... aerial silks without the silk, or a falling leaf.-

 

Yeah... the only one still alive who'd miss me I'm haunting already, so I guess I got lucky with that one.
...The dead one who'd miss me I haven't found in the Well yet even though you'd think he'd be right there. -slightly nervous fidgeting-

 

[He laughs.] Old hierarchy-- not quite as advertised as functionism, since it's pretty damn hard to tell just by looking who ended up what when we're all Seekers, but a similar sort of division within the frametype. Actions are protectors and fighters; the other two're Vision and Order. Visions were supposed to be the only ones who danced outside a trine-flight, but, well. Here I am-- [he gestures at himself--] and I really don't think Lord Starscream's a Vision either. Begging your pardon, sir.

[He eases back down, wings splaying out. He's already dead, he doesn't have to look intimidating.]

I dunno how it works, dude, I didn't poke around too much and I don't think anyone dead was waiting for me.

 

...Fair... Uh... if you see a little mech my size, looks like the other half of a magpie, tell him Pocket's looking for him...?

 

Will do! [Lazy salute.] Your twin, I'm guessing?