shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

We are teaching a Devisen jet, some adjustment is required either way. No one is expecting a perfectly classic seekers dance.

 

Im Seven Fucking Sweeps Old Excuse Me For Looking For Guidance. Ill Just Go Back To Being A Fucking Crazed Hobo In Ass Fuck Nowhere Troll Scandinavia Who Hasnt Seen A Living Soul In Like At Least A Couple Perigrees. Or Maybe Youd Prefer If I Just Turned Myself In And Got Batteried? Who Knows! So Many Exciting Ways To Die A Slow Fucking Painful Death out There, Given That Youve Just Decided The Revolution Is Fucking Cancelled. How Dare These Dying Oppressed Disenfranchised People Be Inspired By Some Fuckos Words And Then Take Him Literally When He Prophesized His Second Coming. How Very Dare They.

 

If we were gonna try that I'd hope you got more training than I did, I got kicked out of class after a decade when they finally caught on that I wasn't the right kind of Seeker. [He rolls his optics.]

 

D9n't y9u understand that the detr9llianizati9n 9f leaders and insistence that they sh9uld 6e w9rshipped is exactly why we're in this mess?? If the empress c9uld take c9nstructive criticism with9ut siccing her cr9nies 9n wh9ever dared t9 suggest s9mething 6etter, things w9uld 6e s9 much 6etter.

What??

 

[He hugs her tightly for a few seconds]

[He nods cautiously.]
Refractor needs either something to climb or lots of space for ascend. Mostly use falls.

 

"And The Sufferer preached that after he passed, another Signless would come, heralding the end times for their planet. The Second Signless would continue his work, and lead his people to glory beyond this realm."
Thats Pretty Fucking Unambiguous My Dude.

 

Oh, are we talking about non-consensual idolatry of people who were forced to be figureheads? That's my favorite religious debate to avoid at all costs.

 

[Ignis tilts his head, eyeing up Ref's proportions for a moment, then summons a pair of pillars. Ladders are set into each, but they are also well-spaced for tower parkour jumping back and forth between.] That work or should we fix up something else?

 

GOOD JOB MISSING THE ENTIRE POINT. I'M ONLY NINE, DUMBDUMB. TWO SWEEPS ISN'T EXACTLY A LOT OF TIME TO MAKE MYSELF INTO THE PINNACLE OF RELIGIOUS KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. HERE IS WHAT I WANT:

I WANT

TO BE TREATED

LIKE A TROLL.

I SEE NO REASON YOU CAN'T SAY "FUCK YOU, FISH FACE" AT THE SAME TIME. AND MAYBE IF THE PERSONHOOD OF YOUR SAVIOR CONFLICTS THAT DEEPLY WITH THE REVOLUTION'S GOALS, THE REVOLUTION ISN'T GOING TO BE THAT MUCH BETTER THAN WHAT WAS THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU DON'T JUST GET TO DECIDE THAT IT'S MY JOB TO WAVE MY BLESSED HAND AND FIX YOUR PROBLEMS, BUT ME SAYING "WOW, THAT'S KIND OF SHITTY OF YOU" DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOUR PROBLEMS AREN'T REAL OR DON'T NEED FIXING. JUST THAT TRYING TO FIX IT BY DOING THE EXACT SAME SHIT TO A DIFFERENT TARGET DOESN'T HELP

 

Where are y9u getting these qu9tes, exactly. Why are y9u calling me the Sufferer?

I have a pan-ache.

 

(offers fistbunp)

 

"Ye, and so the Herald of Andraste sang of her devotion to the Maker's Children, despite his unclean origins--" it's incredible what propaganda will put in your mouth, isn't it? At least Josephine nipped that one in the bud, but honestly.

[He fistbunps and gives her a crooked grin of commiseration.]

 

Being the literal embodiment of evil is also fun. -the sarcasm is dripping off the words and making puddles on the floor-

 

!!!
Perfect
[His wings flutter for a moment and he vaults up one of the ladders]

 

Oh yes, I'm that too. Often simultaneously! It's great fun for everyone, I'm sure.

 

Wait, what? Where'd that one come from?

...uh. Sir. [Way to go, Ig, completely forget you're talking to your superior officer and not just a random flockmate.]

[Intent watching! Totally not a cover-up for being so informal with the probably-Winglord.]

 

W9rshipping me g9es against everything I ever remem6ered Alternia 6eing and everything Alternia was. S9, if y9u a6s9lutely must w9rship me, as the pr9phetic her9 9f y9ur cult I enact my first and final declarati9n: St9p it.

 

YOU ARE NOW MY VERY MOST FAVORITE VANTAS

 

I hope that goes much better for you than it ever did for me.

 

Point Me To Where I Asked You For Literally Anything At All. You Dont Actually Know What I Am Fucking Expecting From You. Maybe I Dont Expect Anything From You Except Not Fucking Pissing On Everyone Elses Attempts At Finding Something To Stay Alive For In The Hellscape Deathpit That Is The Alternian Empire.

Thats Whats Passed Down??? How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Know Im Seven, Douchebag i Didnt Write This.