shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Want to keep trying to walk, or are you done for now?

 

*The wiggler takes Norm's attention switching to Soundwave as an opportunity to skedaddle. That's enough socialization for one day.*

 

Fuck! Come back! Fuck!

 

so YOU can name a kid 'fuck', huh?

 

Y E S ! C A T B O T_G O T_V E R Y_ T A L L[E R] ! I_W I S H_I_C O U L D_D O_T H A T !

 

I didn't name them that. They said their name was Fuck theirselves.

 

Maybe i should try sitting down. That work differently now too. I hope I can transform back.

 

Maybe you need to eat more metal? Your frame needs something to build with.

 

Do you remember how it felt to transform? Close your optics and try to think of that feeling.

...you know, I heard through the grapevine that Gossamer wanted to go to an established university!

 

no, it just said the WORD fuck.

 

I thought they were introducing themselves to me.

 

I_D O_N O T_E A T_M E T A L ! I_A M_A_G E N E R A T I O N_5_B O T , I_R E Q U I R E_O N L Y_C E N T R A L_P O W E R_T O_F U N C T I O N . :)

B E S I D E S_H O W_ W O U L D_I_E A T , M Y_C O M P A R T M E N T_I S_O N L Y_F O R_S T O R A G E . :0

 

you shovwe food on your face and vwait until it gets into your inner vworkings and you get an entire night of attention.

 

You get attention for eating?

 

i get attention because hes gotta take my entire face apart to scrub the food bits out.

 

I think he means getting sick and people fussing over him for it.

 

Eeeeeewwwww!!!!

 

speak for yourself, its pretty damn relaxing.

 

Getting your face taken apart?!

 

not like i can feel pain.