shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Which one? I´m going to the Medical Academy for my first degree!

maybe you need someone to build you a new body then? A bigger one.

Why do you eat stuff you can´t use silly?

 

ahem, did you miss the entire part vwhere i get attention for it?

 

I can, though, and it's awful!

 

-She shrugs.-

Why don't you ask her?

 

are you the one getting your face deepcleaned.

 

... well, no.

 

exactly.

 

-headtilt- What´s the point of that?

I will! -Tries to sit on the floor. This is surprisingly difficult to do bipedal-

 

its only the point of livwing.

 

-She sits next to him.-

Have you been working on the kits I made you?

 

No, it's not!

 

yes, it is.

 

"Norm...I don't think that's really the wiggler's name. I think that's just the only word he knows. Troll names are always longer than that." Ford holds out two ice cream cones. "Why don't you see if the wiggler likes ice cream?"

 

T H A T_S O U N D S_F U N ! I_C O U L D_B E_A_G I A N T , O R , O R_S U P E R_S M A L L[E R] ! I_D O N T_T H I N K_C E N T R A L_P O W E R_W O U L D_W A N T_I T_T H O U G H :( - botbots voice changes slightly and it sounds like they are reading off a script or its a prerecorded message - G E N E R A T I O N_5_M O D E L " B O T B O T " I S_T H E_P E R F E C T_L E A R N I N G_C O M P A N I O N_F O R_Y O U R_E V E R Y D A Y_N E E D S ! I T_L E A R N S_Y O U R_P E R S O N A L I T Y_A N D_N E E D S_S O_I T_C A N_P E R F O R M_A N Y_T A S K_Y O U_W A N T_B E F O R E_Y O U_E V E N_A S K ! G E N_5 S_P E R F E C T L Y_S I Z E D_S T A T U R E_I S_C O N V E N I E N T_I N_A N Y_S T O R A G E_C O N D I T I O N !

 

Oh. Sorry.

*takes the ice cream cones*

Wiggler! Come back! I have ice cream!

 

*The only indication the wiggler is still around is a slight rustling in the shadowy parts of the rave.*

 

*floats closer to the rustling*

 

*Perks up. Is that a #Threat it spots.*

 

You look soft!

 

*Yep, definitely a threat. It hurls itself at tiny Norm, aiming to suffocate.*