shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

I knew she is dangerous >=/

 

-She whirls around to GLARE.-

Of COURSE I'm dangerous, idiot!

 

"You told me you were 22."

 

"I'm 65. Probably."

 

im eighteen.

 

I'm fifty thousand.

I think she's fourteen, actually.

 

-snorts-

50,000. Child's age.

 

im 12 years old and what is this

 

Like I fucking count.

 

*laughs* Really?

 

Never known a god to die of old age. Murder? Yes.

Measure in eons up in the Celestial Seat.

 

Seven an' a half million, by earth reckoning. Got all y'all beat.

 

Good. Comparable to me.

 

... how long even is an eon?

You're a transformer, so honestly, that's kinda expected.

 

Huh. Don't even wanna try to work out the conversion fer units if that's the same.

 

Multiple eons. Standard kalpa is 16 million mortal years. Smallest unit of measurement. Smalls are 1000 standards, mediums 20 smalls, greats around 4 mediums. Greats are the ends of worlds.

 

But how long is a fucking eon?

 

Multiple kinds of eons. Standard eon, kalpa, is 16 million mortal years. Small kalpa is 1000 standards. Medium kalpa is 20 smalls. Great kalpa is 4 mediums.

 

-squints listening to this-
Yup, I knew I didn't wanna do th' math on this one. Sounds like a mess, an' earth units are already a mess.

 

*face scrunches up in thought* So standard is 16 million years, small is bigger than standard, medium is bigger than small and great is bigger than medium?

... okay...