shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

You're not going to wrestle me?

Spoiler: gifs

 

*They are most likely literally melting. TNFL is not concentrating and did not create fully sentient orgy Cronuses.*

 

god no im a weakass fuck even With rave magic

 

...you made a cool waterpark!

 

its run down and polluted as Fucc my dude

 

No. It is perfect for castration by wand though.

 

That just makes it an ADVENTURE! Like the time I met that lady that stole hair!

 

that isnt vwhat they use for castration.

 

shhh just accept that i am absolutely terrible at everything

 

We're friends now.

 

Gawahahahaha! I know that my size is intimidating, but demons are not supposed to be well liked! We are tempters, not philanthropists.

Foolish mortal! If I were the Mara from her universe, I would have destroyed her mind by now! The tricky politics between law, chaos, and humanity in my universe make things difficult.

 

-pulls out the needles-

You wanna bet, kiddo?

 

Sure thing buddy.

 

yes.

 

SHHHHHHHHH

 

[he cackles like the horrid little goblin he is, but sees something a little too serious and powerful in the Handmaid's look, and decides it might be better to just. leave. quietly. quickly. he'd like to keep his globes.]

 

What the fuck.

 

I lost my heirloom book of family history that can't be copied or replaced and also Glossaryk.

 

I STOLE A UNIVERSE

 

-fires off the needle at this poor fuck's bulge. death lasers. wow-

Hrmm.

Smart.