shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Provide me five minutes and access to a magical artifact. I'm sure I could match this by sheer dumb luck.

 

YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW SOME OF THE MECHANICS I INTRODUCED

 

@A Mi ?

 

I know you said that 'cause you actually want me to do it for you. You can't fool me.

 

...other not physically active people...of similar stature...maybe..?

 

Two minutes, an artifact, and a hammer and I'd match it out of pure malice.

 

nah rly tho this shits tuff

barely pullin a B in half of em

 

That doesn't mean you don't want me to do it for you, though.

 

k cool dont do it then

 

But can pure malice outdo bumbling into the apocalypse?

 

I won a war old as my species for the wrong side because I broke up with my girlfriend.

 

"You have do admit, we're really good at that bumbling."

 

-accidentally the apocalypse fistbunp?-

 

See? Now that is the sort of accidental carnage I'm looking for. All we need are a few horses for me to fall from. You'd think the years of riding would help with that problem. You'd be wrong.

Sometimes I'm surprised we've made it this far with me as Highlord. Parts of Gothregor certainly haven't.

 

[coincidentally, a despondent version of the clown stares vacantly into the distance, conspicuously holding the deck of many things]

 

"There's a reason I don't stay around Gothregor very much, and it's not only because I'l get angry with my brother. As it is, all the glass in the Council chamber was enough damage."

 

FTFY

 

Ford removes his palms from his face with great difficulty, then banishes the creepy orgy waterpark. "Norm, I'm not sure you're an actual adult, despite the number of years you've lived. Please stop playing mind games with actual children."

 

If only I could do the same. As is Tori is the one getting away from it, though he lives there. He runs away at times. Once because he insisted we go to Tentir, another because he'd become upset with me. Or, rather, more upset with me than is typical. I'm not sure why the third.

We seem to have the opposite problem with our brothers. Which is fitting, I feel.

 

*sighs* True.

... mind games?