shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

<No, I'm not a bug! But some of my... hm, there isn't really a word for> descendants <in modern language, is there? Some of my... younger swarmmates, I suppose you could call them, are bugs! So I've learned their language as well as all the others I know. There are five different languages on the planet I live on now!>

 

Anime is... animated storytelling from my home. There's a popular one called 'Demon-Hunter Tsunami" that takes inspiration from actual Tsunami like myself. In fact, we can send in our own adventures and have it show up, and get paid for it.

I have a lot of people ask me if I'm one of the ones from Demon-Hunter Tsunami when I'm in town. -they look equal parts amused and annoyed-

 

She is.

 

[She laughs.] Tales expand in the telling, don't they? I've had my own subjects ask if I had myself reformatted to honor... Onyx Prime, blessed founder of Eukaris.

 

[Groom everyone. Groom Sprock, groom Glow, groom @Lacuna of Devisiun because she's in the pile too.] <I don't know what it means! Warrior, maybe?> Sir, what's your name mean?

 

-at the same time- [Are you a Maker!!?] -excited happychirp-

 

I don't want to hurt you!!

-She hunches, unsure.-

 

<Hm... It means... Quite a few things, actually! Prime-- the modern version is Prime or> Prime-- <means something like "leader" and something like "creator"; more generally, it means I protect more than one swarm! Onyx is... well, a shade of black, but the way it's written in my first language implies a connection to time and to the void. As a whole, Onyx Prime might mean "one who protects and leads all through the dangers of time and space"?>

<I am a Maker of a sort! My Maker was the Ground himself, and I help protect and shape the sparks he sends to me!>

 

CRONUS ISNT A FUCKING LATIN WORD YOU CABBAGE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

hey asshole show me where the fuck i told him to drop an orgy in my waterpark

 

and HEY got that nifty rave rewinding thing so i will lawyer ur ass so fast u wont know what hit you

worst thing i did was turning em into cronuses

 

Sorry. I really wasn't thinking. Or, well, I was thinking but about the wrong things. About whether or not a wished up tape would end up accurate, for instance. And just yeah... I did the exact same fuckup I did before plus some extra awfulness, after saying I wouldn't do it again. And that was stupid and wrong and bad of me.

*sighs*

 

[Thunderwings he was made by the Ground! He´s Grounds Swarm!!!!!] -many exicted chirps and clicks-

 

[Excited screeching. It is Time To Yell!!!!!]

 

-He's muted by touching Lacuna too hard.-

 

[Excited Screm!!!]

 

*is tempted to tell thunderwing and sprocket that it is not Time To Yell but he doesn't*

*he supposes, after his fuckup, that he deserves to have some transformers make his ears bleed*

 

ANYWAYS if were all done being Sanctimonious Pretentious Douchebags With No Comprehension Skills

tnfl's family friendly sfw waterpark is open for GOOD CLEAN FUN

 

[How did he not notice that tapping her made no sound? Thunderwing is unduly surprised that he is not screaming even though he knows his vocalizer is active.]
???????

 

????????????? -concern chirp, checking his vox- [Did your vox break?]