shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

[He reigns himself in sharply, stomping out any emotion. He can't get involved. He can't involve her. His voice is measured and tightly controlled.]
I will not meddle in the affairs of organics.

 

Can you understand what he's saying?

 

*He squeezes the hand and smiles*

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[He nods.]
It requires conscious thought, but I can.

 

-She beams and gives him a quick peck on the cheek, temporarily making a stepstool appear for it.-

 

So ask him if he wants help communicating! I'm good enough at that, at least. Please?

 

*Look at those flames flare brighter for a moment*

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ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) *Quickly smooches her back*

Spoiler: Translation

Ah! You're so sweet.

 

I think he can understand you just fine as well, little one. We had no difficulties holding a conversation before, at least. So you are free to tell @Kenny McCormick yourself.

 

-She clambers down, still grinning, before looking at Kenny.-

So. You tried typing things out?

 

You sure?

Alternia should be fixed.

I don't get it.

Thanks!

 

p30pl3 h4v3 7r13d.

 

Why didn't it work?

 

they hella died.

 

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4l50 7h47.

 

good riddance.

 

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i bet he doesn't even lift.

 

*He flexes a bicep. It's a bit softer than it used to be but he is still Fucking Jacked.*

 

Oh, Are We Dragging Seadwellers With Attitude Problems Because His Ass Is Flabby And His Hair Is Starting To Gray.
[She is taking a sip of something that looks vaguely like tea but smells... odd.]

 

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