shitposting rave 4: (almost) anything goes

Wouldn't it be speciest? Xeno... ist?
?_?

 

D --> Please stop degrading me like this, Karkat
D --> It is causing me to perspire heavily, and I have run out of clean towels at the moment

 

Dude.

 

I MEAN SURE, IF I WASN'T YANKING YOUR WALKSTRUT FOR MY OWN CRUEL AMUSEMENT.

AND YET AGAIN, I HAVE STUMBLED INTO YOUR VAST AND EXPANSIVE VERBAL KINK DUNGEON. WHEN WILL I FINALLY BE FREE?

THE ANSWER IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE "WHEN YOU LEARN TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE, KARKAT"

AH! I SAY TO THE JAILER (WHO IS ALSO ME). A LIFE SENTENCE!

 

It's a legitimate question!!
>_<

Also you're not wearing a suit. Are you evil?
=_=

 

What? Why would I wear a suit, dude? The only time I wear suits is to fancy dinners and maybe funerals, depending on who died.

Why is this a question? What.

 

You were EVIL and in a SUIT and it was TERRIBLE because you always have a goatee so it's not an accurate measure of evil!
>_<
;_;

...You have to shave your face now.
o_o

 

What. No? No! Fuck off. This thing took so long and I look awful without this thing.

 

You HAVE to! For the GOOD OF THE WORLD Marcus!
>_<
o_o

 

Wrench? Wrench.
No.

 

FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD MARCUS!
!_!
;_;

 

Also I never got the rundown on why human kids were trying to kill each other AND apparently this was an acceptable thing to do?
?_?

I'm a LITTLE HURT that I never got to live out my adolescent murder stage, NOT GONNA LIE.
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MAN. You get your mask, I get my goatee. Alright?

 

FFFFINE. I guess. I GUESS.
>_<
^_^

 

Good! Now that's worked on uh, the fuck dude?

 

I have said many questionable things in the last hour, you're going to have to elaborate my man.
-_-

 

Why did you think I was evil?

 

I TOLD YOU, there was a YOU in a SUIT who was working for Blume and he was EVIL!
>_<

I had to be sure!
;_;

 

Why the hell would I ever work for Blume, man? Are you sure it wasn't like a doppelganger or some shit? Fucking body snatchers.

It's okay man *punches his shoulder* Just ask me about the thing, you know the thing. Or! Ask me to do the Siska thing!

 

It was TOTALLY either an evil clone or an evil dimension. I'm leaning dimension because he had some fuck I have now dubbed PISTON who he claimed was TOTALLY like me or whatever.
=_=

We should do a secret password in the event of EVIL CLONES. A secret password only we know. Secret secret.
*_*
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