shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

After what we've done, we all deserve a bit of tarnish! If I trusted myself to stick around I don't think the surviving stories would put us in quite so good a light, but, well. [He shrugs.]

And here I thought the point was for the future to be better than the past. I'm not Onyx, I can't learn from mistakes that haven't happened yet.

 

I MEAN, IT WOULD BE PRETTY FUCKING LAUGHABLE TO IMAGINE ME AS A BEEFGRUB CONFECTION, I'LL BE HONEST! AT LEAST, IN ANY SITUATION MORE SERIOUS THAN A BRIEF "HA HA, WHAT IF"

[he shrugs]

I MEAN, I'VE BEEN ME ALL MY LIFE? WHICH IS--FUCK, THAT SOUNDS STUPID. BUT I MEAN, IT WOULD BE SUPER WEIRD TO *BE* SOMETHING ELSE. EVEN IF THE KARKAT EXPERIENCE IS WADING THROUGH AN ENDLESS BOG OF MISERY, SELF-INFLICTED OR OTHERWISE. AT LEAST I KNOW EXACTLY HOW I'M AWFUL, INSTEAD OF BODYSNATCHING SOME HANDSOME DREAMBOAT AND FINDING OUT TWO HOURS IN THAT THEY HAVE A HORRIBLE WASTING DISEASE WHEN MY SNIFFNODE FALLS OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DATE'S DINNER.

 

Yeah! You got your head on your shoulders right!

 

-The instruments are much more sophisticated than those a younger soundy´s cannibalized utensils and sparkling science kits had yielded before, actual lab grade wiring means to account for a great deal of reality fuckery. But not the rave.-
Ok so I think we need them to measure on a range, not a point see...

Won´t they already be dead by then? It´s gonna be long time until this universe dies. And then we just bring all the sparks back to the One safe.

 

No, the matter and energy simply get contained inside me- They do not even technically leave the closed system of the universe.

Yes.

 

Well yes, but it would be nice to have a precedent.

Mhm, yes makes sense, kitten. What if you adjust these setting?
[She points at a dial]

 

That much is true I suppose.
[She watches him, expression obscured by visor and battlemask, and continues cuddles @Rage of Tribe Megatronus ]

 

Sorry. Can't change that now without wrecking the timeline. Next time, maybe, if I can connect to the new Vector quickly enough...

[At last, he notices someone else is here! ...someone with some sort of warbuild alt, but, well, who doesn't from the modern Gamma streams?] Hello there! Sorry, didn't see you earlier. Kittens making black holes, history lessons, all that fun distracting nonsense. Vector Prime, at your service!

 

Hmm yes and maybe -fiddles with some wires. they spark, and he hisses at them-

Did not make a black hole.

 

-Rage stares for a second, then flashes a tiiiny smile-
ɦٱ ۷ﻉƈՇѻɼ

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Hi Vector

 

Yet.

[He tilts his head, blinking.] Ultimal? Haven't heard that in an age. In any case, a pleasure to make your acquaintance!

 

Oop- careful sweetspark.
[She pulls a tool from subspace to check the wires for charge, frowning]

 

He speaks it exclusively. Rage is another of my bondmates.

 

๒ﻉﻉก คก คﻭﻉ

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Been an age

 

Interesting. Then where am I purring things to if Not inside you?

Hey! I wouldnßt make a black hole without setting up research facilities!

I´ts not supposed to do that! -gives the wires a dirty look and fiddles more- Oh right, we need a shield in case I make black holes. Which I won´t.

 

[he is visibly trying to hold in a rant about quirks. woe, the struggle]

 

-Rage tips an optic in his direction-
िٱɗﻉɭٱร Շѻɭɗ ๓ﻉ ค๒ѻપՇ ץѻપ

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Fidelis told me about you

 

Oh! Oh, Armory, hi!

 

SORRY I GUESS? I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE AN OFF SWITCH, I'M ALL TERRIBLE ALL THE TIME.

AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING WHEN I SAY WHATEVER YOU'RE SPEAKING--HOWEVER INVOLUNTARY IT MAY BE--IS COMING THROUGH MY END AS A, UHHH, DIALECT? THAT IS REPEATEDLY INTRODUCING MY HEAR DUCTS TO A BLUNT AND RUSTY WEAPON. CUT ME A LITTLE FUCKING SLACK, IF YOU WOULD BE OH SO KIND.

 

Ah. More joy to you!

[Vector switches to Ultimal as well, though the mun can't be bothered to find the font.]
<<It surely has! Don't mind the... huh, Ultimal doesn't even have a word for those sorts of people... the little one with short horns, he's an alien.>>