shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I will.

 

[She smiles] Good! I do rather like you.

 

...ah...

Hm.

 

You... you don't have to answer, excuse me, I have no idea where my manners went!
[She pulls her visor down and has her battle mask slide shut to hide her embarrassement]

 

I just never thought-

I'm not very likable. Nobody cares what I have to say.

 

But that's not true at all. You say so many good things and you're charming and knowledgable.
[Her voice is quiet but she sounds like she means it]

 

-She smiles.-

Thank you.

 

No need to thank me.
Now! How're your projects going?

 

"I like humans," Lissa says cheerfully, snuggled into Ford's arms. "Obviously. You could even say I'm queer for them."

Lissa notices what seems to be another cat--of an entirely different type--and makes an inquisitive trill in Mina's direction.
"I'm happy where I am right now, but I might come be in the next fight."

"Hey Amethyst. Got any weed, or am I getting you stoned again?"

Lissa does not bother to puff up at him, but she does hiss. On general principles.

 

The hiss and the smell of food eventually wake Ford up, but by the time he's fully cognizant, most of the food is gone.

That's okay. He'll make more. He'll make a couple of sausage, mushroom and olive pizzas because that's what he wants, and an entire banquet table covered in stuff that Lissa will like. She can't possibly eat all of it.

It will be fun, however, to watch her make the attempt. Her metabolism is an amazing thing.

 

Lissa doesn't feel like getting up. She floats the sashimi tray and the bacon-wrapped seafood tray over to herself and starts eating.

"You seem nice to me," Lissa says between bites.

 

"なぜメギドさんの文法は変ですか？" Ford makes a face.

Spoiler: translated

((Why is your grammar so weird?))

 

started browing my own so yeah ihave some

 

FUCK IF I KNOW.

 

[Guess who's here? It's Burlesque, in much fancier makeup than usual, with a fizzy and violently green drink in a very long glass.]

 

Oh! Hello! You're a guest on the TEAM, right?

-She's not going to admit she knows about him from some of the Camiens commenting on his attractiveness. That would be... crude.-

 

.........
Party or intimidation tactic?

 

Something like that, yes. I'm making an attempt to be employed but like all things involving bureaucracy, that takes significant time and effort.

Hmm. [He takes a long sip of his drink.]

Both, I think.

 

Ah... yes. I looked at your file, you're a very skilled diplomat. Sorry!

 

Ah.
... Refractor is sorry, doesn't really get it...