shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Aw sweetspark you don't have to lie at me! I know I'm kind of a little scrap sometimes.
[She preens a little to hide her nervousness]
You're a hearthkeeper right I thought they weren't supposed to lie!

 

I, I, I... didn't lie...

 

It's called 'patina', darling. Please educate yourself.

Take your time. I'm always happy to hear about the arts, Caminus has such a rich history of them compared to Cybertron.

[He's just gonna keep sipping at his drink and being an unmovable object.]

 

[...is the problem that she hasn't paid for that information? Exchange works, right?] On Licentus, paint is reserved for religious ceremonies. Colors indicate alignment with or portrayal of a certain Shade, patterns correspond to storyline usually.

 

Ah... it's all red on Caminus, for the red facepaint of Caminus himself and for the, the sacred flame fostered and spread by Solus Prime, may she be ever bright.

 

Aw no, I didn't mean to imply-
... Look, look I'm just dumb muscle! And pretty! But I know I'm bad at connecting to people. That's why I dance and don't do poetry!
[... she may be rambling.]

No, no I'm pretty sure it's called being a fossil.

 

I'm bad with people, too. So, um, it's okay.

 

I suppose it would be too much to bear if you were half as good at painting as you are at preening. Shame about that, but maybe you'll develop an optic for colors someday.

 

Glad to be appreciated. -sips drink- Tastes good, whatever it is. -And any poison will get Burlesque first. Otherwise, Libby if popcorn giffing-

 

[She floofs her feather platelets and shakes herself a little, still preening a little.]
Not as bad as I am probably! I mean you have an embassy job and all! Anyway I'm not mad anymore! I'm trying new things with my makeup recently, because can't all rehash the same looks over and over, unless we have earned proper religious markings of course I mean!
[... someone stop her before she pulls somethign trying to go in all directions at once.]

 

It does doesn't it? I hope I can remember what it is when I wake up. It would be a shame to lose it forever.

 

I'm not even dignifying that with an answer! You're still wearing pastels!

 

I like the colors?

 

Jewel tones are very last century. Pastels are in.

 

!
Red associated with flame on Licentus as well-- with Tross himself-- [she makes a warding gesture with one hand--] the anvil, passion incarnate, pride and necessary destruction, smelting and orreries. His patterns run to the angular. Normally played by larger builds with lots of... eh, spires? Pointy bits?

 

[Smugly grins at Burlesque]

 

Maybe on that bombed out pit of yours!!! I'm pretty sure dead-person-grey is pretty en vogue there too!

 

Tross sounds like Solus! Perhaps two names for the same Prime?

 

Wait, am I supposed to be grey? [He looks down at his vibrant crimson and gold colorscheme, wings flaring in exaggerated surprise.]

 

[He lifts an optic ridge.]

As I understand it, Metroplex is quite vibrant, actually. You'd simply disappear into the crowd.

[Very smug smile.]