shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

..... so u eat cubes? or do u eat SQUARES ;;;)))))))

 

Oh, I see. I know there are waspformers. They are as big as most standards though.

-leans down to look at tfea more closely-

 

Interesting.

Is it? It's a bit annoying at times.

 

I eat cubes sometimes!

 

[He licks her face affectionately. Have ur berries.]

[He licks this face too, then headbutts him lovingly.]

You're BOTH super dumb, just the dumbest, SO dumb. With your dumb fruits. Duits.

 

-She gives him a kiss! The tables have turned!-

 

WATCHA LOOKIN AT? [Tiny yell from tiny mouth]

RAD AY-EFF

SHOW

 

[She looks like she's about to be exasperated, but then just... isn't.]

You know, I can't even be mad at that. <3

Energy, though. We ea-- dri-- siphon? I guess that makes the most sense, siphoning it?

But squares of chocolate and cubes of jello are delicious, so, both also apply.

 

Ford raises one eyebrow, and looks her straight in the eye, but doesn't actually say anything. He'd wondered. It's better to know than to wonder.

 

EUGH you like us how reprehensible. and adorable. Reprehensadorable <3

:OOOO
[He butts his dumb face right in there to hog the snogs.]

 

-startled bug chirp!!!- [!!!] You?

-summons an image of a cube of energon- See, this is what we get for rations. You can drink it!

 

[Shit. Someone caught on.]

[Smile and wave?]

 

!!!!!

[He gives smooches back. Check out all this affection.]

Adorhesnible, thank you. Try and get it right next time!

[He smooches all over him too. SMOOCHES FOR EVERYONE.]

 

-She gives HIM a kiss, and it's a little more intense!-

Dumbass!

 

how's that work?
[How can a person with a definitely adult face and a body taht is approximately 90% leg sound so much like a damn preschooler? A VEY HONED SKILL HIS ABILITY TO ANNOY]

 

Ford nods, and drinks his drink. He's sure she knows what he is. It's not like he's trying to hide anything.

 

[She seems immune to the annoyance.]

It just. It does somehow.

 

Is it................................... magyck?

[He stares at her with his big ol' glowing pupils.]

 

Learning to eat the dangerous things is important too!! Especially for... hm, fighters I think is the best word? Hatchlings who're specializing into leaving the hive! Since we fight by biting a lot. [He flexes his pedipalps. Look at how big his fangs are, how solid, how majestic. Do not question why a mostly-insectoid robot seems to have a carnivorous mammal's dentition.] We normally took a limb or two off before we brought live stuff back, just to make sure they'd stay and also couldn't use real dangerous weapons...

Waspinator!! Yes!! He's on Cybertron now I think?

 

[Good. He's keeping silent. That'll buy her another... what, two hours at this rate of inquisition?]

Yes. And it's the same energies that fuel magic that fuel us.