shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

It's still amusing, though.

 

AND YOU'RE STILL GIGGLING AT THE CONCEPT OF REPRODUCTION LIKE A WIGGLER?

SWEEPS.

 

He basically is a wiggler in the sense of emotional maturity. You get...

-She siiiighs.-

...used to it.

 

'Cause it's fun, and I'll never be too old for fun. Never.

 

I WILL 'GET USED' TO NOTHING, MOTHERFUCKER.

 

"Karkat, I know you've had a rough life. But you have a way of putting things into words that makes decidedly unfunny things sound funny." Ford shrugs. "It's a gift. If you weren't busy ruling one quarter of your universe--assuming I recall correctly--you really could go into stand-up. Twenty years ago, I would've had such a crush on you..."

 

I suppose? -looks around for anything edible-

 

How long is a sweep?

I don´t understand why you are all so amused.
Also is there anything you wouldn´t mind me eating?

 

MY LIFE BEING ROUGH HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IMPACT WHATSOEVER ON HOW I TALK. I SPRUNG FROM THE ECTOCHAMBER SHOUTING FULLY-FORMED SENTENCES. "I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE OTHER GRUBS" I SAID "BUT SOMEHOW I CAN SENSE THAT THEY'RE ALL ASSHOLES AND IDIOTS. PERHAPS I AM A PSIONIC?"

AND YOU RECALL MOSTLY CORRECTLY. I RULE A QUARTER OF MY KINGDOM WHICH IS ONE-FOURTH OF THE PLANET. TRULY IT IS A MONUMENTAL TASK, BEING A FIGUREHEAD.

IT'S A GOOD THING IT IS NOW AND NOT TWENTY YEARS AGO, THEN! BECAUSE I'M NOT INTERESTED IN DATING OR FLIRTING OR HOOKING UP OR WHATEVER.

A SWEEP LONG, OBVIOUSLY.

I DUNNO HOW TO PUT THIS IN A WAY YOU'LL UNDERSTAND? MAYBE YOU MEASURE TIME IN FARTS AND STARDUST! IT'S A LITTLE OVER TWO YEARS??

 

Which planets years? We measure in cycles, by the the way. Stardust would not be useful for measuring time.

 

EARTH YEARS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A CYCLE IS, ASIDE FROM MAYBE A TWO-WHEEL DEVICE, SO I CAN'T CONVERT THAT. MIGHT AS WELL BE STARDUST TO ME!

 

"Please do not eat anyone sapient," says Ford, "no matter how annoying they are--and aside from that, we're good. If there's anything you'd like to eat in particular, we can arrange for that."

 

The time it takes cybertron to go around the sun!

I wasn´t going to? One time they brought back this crunchy stuff with sticky inside, that was tasty. Was organic. The sticky stuff was kinda golden?

 

"Honeycomb?" Lissa doesn't eat it, but she's a gardener. She can manifest that, and does. "And...you did threaten to eat the noisy people," she says, grinning.

 

HOW VERY ENLIGHTENING! THIS HELPS NOT AT ALL. LET'S ALL CONGRATULATE OURSELVES ON OUR COMMUNICATION SKILLS WITH A CELEBRATORY CIRCLE-JERK!

 

No, that was me. I'm the blue one!!!

A Cybertron cycle is just a little longer than an Earth year! I dunno all the decimals, I could ask 'Stream when I wake up...

 

NAH, THAT'S WHAT I NEED.

OTHER GUY, I WAS ASKING IF FLOATY ASSHOLE MCNOLEGS WAS TEN CYCLES OLD

 

His name's Sprocket!

 

...Sprocket's name is Sprocket, I mean. I dunno who floaty guy is.

 

*laughs* ... well, I haven't said my name's not Sprocket.