shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Spoiler: captain, no. (nsfw by implication)

Some do.

 

!! Naturally or by mod?

 

That´s true, they do. -amused chirps-

ou do?

It has to be by mod doesn´t it?

 

Just a mod. But it's a pretty good work. Inject's a real artist. [She seems incredibly proud.]

 

I don't think so? Standards come in all kinds of shapes!

Does he share? Or-- do you know where he is? Wires is trying to figure a mod out but it's complicated. Apparently sensory stuff is really fiddly?

 

Last I heard Inject and Jumpstart were settling pretty permanently on Hedonia. They have a clinic there. Mods, piercings, integrated weapons systems, first aid and patches, they can do pretty much everything short of a full frame remodel on minimal notice. Tell 'em Nichrome of Iacon sent you, just in case. That'll make Inject more likely to share blueprints and schematics.

 

You fixers are away from you? Do you have others then? -standards are ok alone right?-

But with ports and cables?

 

[Affirmative chirp!] Thanks!

 

Why not? They get all kinds of stuff.

 

We have a different "fixer" contingent onboard of the TEAM, yes. I feel very secure in my medical care right now, though I do miss Inject and Jumpstart anyway, as I am very fond of them.

I'm glad I could help! I wish you much success.

 

-groom groom face- I never saw any in the blueprints, where do they put them?

 

Good! Need a Fixer.

 

I don't know, ask sma-- Nichrome?

 

They´re so small!!! Hardly any room!

 

Yes, Nichrome is my name. Captain-Ambassador Nichrome of Iacon, Decepticon Representative.

 

[She laughs and sends him her specs over an encrypted comm]

 

Oh that. -embarrassed chirp- Oh.

 

"You think like me," Ford says dreamily, stroking Lissa's hair. "If they're the ports--or the parts--on the person you like, then they're the right ones, you just have to figure out how to work with them..."

He sighs. "I'd like to see that keyboard mod myself. Just not when I'm stoned."

"Oh, yeah. There are always workarounds." His laugh sounds suspiciously giggly, and he buries his face for a moment in Lissa's hair.

"You're easy mode," he murmurs into one pricked ear. "Have to be. Talassani biology. And I love it. But I can play hard mode too."

 

"You have claws?" Jame asks, looking up from her reading. "OK, that does it. I like you."

 

Lissa cracks up and holds up one hand. Her claws are daintily capped in purple. "Doesn't this Valiska person have them too?"