shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

You keep tellin' yourself that.

 

[They bark another laugh and finally get off of Lindi's back, shaking their bark-fur-scales out again]
You have gotten boring, Gem Hide-... Billy.

 

I never played y'r games, Grimm, an' I'm even less gonna play 'em now.

 

What games? have you forgotten how to hold a conversation, kid?

 

Yes, everyone says that. Sooner or later, I keep hoping to run into a demon that doesn't rely on smug arrogance as a crutch, but alas, it yet eludes me.

[He rolls his eyes and pointedly does not put the staff away. Or interfere in the tussling, really, he does actually know better than to get into a spirit fight.]

 

[Lindi grumbles something as they pick themselves up, decidedly more unkempt now.

 

I just ain't into th' kind of conversations y'keep tryna hold with Lindi 'cause neither of y'know how to have emotions.

 

It is hardly arrogance to merely not see a point in smashing your annoying attitude.
[Another yawwwwn, showing off jagged fangs made from sharp shards of flint]

 

[Headtilt]
Now the question is, will you explain to me what any of this has to do with emotions? Because from where I stand I am scolding a minor annoyance.

 

-Billy inspects his nails-
Yeah, scoldin' like a teacher.

 

I'm terribly miniscule, inferior, not worth smashing, et cetera, yes. Are you quite done?

 

*Large, jaw stretching, yawn*

Goodness! Here again! Fun.

 

[Grimm bristles, growling faintly]
What are you insinuating?

[huffy wolf huffs, and smacks Helios not so gently with their tail. It feels as wooden as it looks, despite the ease with which it moves.]

By the masters, the ribbons are multiplying.
[They sound faintly horrified, but mostly tired.]

 

[Rude gesture and another big plume of venom green smoke]

 

[He plants his staff in the ground for balance and then leans over to inspect his (now bruised) leg.]

I am simply in awe of your prowess. Would it be incorrect to assume that you occupy the sphere of pride?

 

I gotta spell it out f'r you now?

 

What utter nonsense is that about spheres?
If you want something I am paid in wood carvings by your own hand, incense and nature walks. Time on the latter is smaller if you let me use your body for hunts.
[The wolf laughs]

 

Oh I wasn't aware you could spell. Is that a mortal thing?

 

No, trees grow faster than stones.

!! *Excitedly rolls*

Hello Lindi!

What does this mean? All demons are prideful, we're a terrible lot.

 

-admiringly- I never see'd someone dodge th' topic so good.