shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well, there's a wealth of energon on the ship!

Ah. But you're right about that. Carriers can have many many cassettes, if they're so blessed.

 

[She pets Sawbones with a small smile] Well at least I'm not completely crazy.

I'm not going to let anyone aboard my ship go hungry if I can prevent it in any way so if providing fuel is one of the criteria... We... are already crew?

 

-Catte shrug- I got no idea?

Huh. Could still bind in th´more usualy way without th´strange stuff can´t ya?

Yer not crazy yer smart. Most a th´time.

 

But the 'strange stuff' is what makes a choir! Or a crew, as it may be.

 

[Nods, looks back to Sawbones.]
Could theoretically weld two crews together rather than split off; often happens with crews of only two. Just.... The bond fades, breaks off with too much distance and time. Unsure if it's actually overwritten by the new bond or just dies off when the new groups part to their own territories.

[Don't yell at Ref's crewmate, don't yell at Ref's crewmate...] No. Resource availability is a restriction, not... Providing crystal or metal is a good gift, but it has no bearing on the relationship.

 

So why can´t two folks from differen´t crew jus. Date? Without ripping everyones strange stuff up?

 

Well, we´re all right here together. Would it still break then?

 

That's courtship, yes.

[Annoyed:] Don't know.

 

[She holds up her hands. No weapons, no hostility.]
I apologize. As I said I'm. Very bad with relationships. I can drop the topic if it makes you uncomfortable? I just... I'd hate for you to be miserable because I don't realize things that are non-issues for decepticons. You're Reffy's courted, and more importantly you are part of the TEAM, so I'm going to protect you with my life. I can't tell you there's no need to be afraid, because I can't guarantee the universe won't end tomorrow, but I'm personally going to dismantle anything that tries to endanger you or anyone else I care about. That's what it means to be a captain, at least to me.

 

Well ´scuse me fer askin´then. -also annoyed-

 

-gently lean face on Captain because these damn colonists make no sense-

 

[Continues snugglign the medicat. Shhshhh it's alright the colonists don't need to make sense, you can have all the comfort you want]

 

...Nichrome is very ambitious.

Can't answer hypotheticals of unprecedented scenarios. Linguist, not strategist.

 

Well think ´bout it ´steada yellin at me. -irritated tail tapping-

 

Skuld: "...Fits my reasoning..."


Durapror: "...But what, exactly, does the word 'medieval' refer to?"


Kormt: "Well, Skuld is the only one us who hails from any sort of nobility, but his household...isn't exactly around anymore. There is nothing left for him to inherit, sadly."


Skuld: "...Committed taboo...Was my first big mistake...The explosion was too massive, everything was destroyed."


Veroandi: "The only person in the guild to actually inherit anything was me, and all I got was my Grampa's medical parcel and my Papa's health condition!"

 

Did not yell.

 

im saying yall are old fashioned
im not a historian but as far as i can tell youre like
king arthur shit but also more nonsense? which im sure means absolutely jack dick to you
i guess im trying to say that our tragic backstories are super different

 

He snickers.
"Who is this Jacob Richard fellow that you disrespect him so?"

 

hes a folk hero and also my dad
and im honoring his memory as supreme arbiter of confusing bullshit thank you very much

 

"An extremely honorable mission, my dear lad. I am sure your father is most proud of you."