shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

WELL, YES, BUT THAT INFORMATION IS USELESS FOR GETTING TO ARBYS!

 

hey man im knight of time not knight of google maps

 

Should've asked how to get to Arby's then!

 

HOW DO YOU GET TO ARBYS?

 

>@ Usually by walking in a direction until you get to it lovey.
>@ Heyaaa what the hell is this place, does anyone know?

 

[Venture has sat quietly through sword discussion, because "body-mounted laser cannon" is about the extent of his weaponry knowledge and he wouldn't be much help with blades (and not at all because the player fell asleep).]

[Snickering. He fans out his wings.] You fly bro how else?

 

Dreamy bubble alternate reality-type thing. You walk through a portal or go unconscious?

 

Tha inn between tha worlds.
(Oneira grins from behind her bar counter. You know the one. White wood, white furniture, colourful bottles behind her. It smells of cold and sea and pine woods. And dogs.)

 

>@ Huh. Sick yarn you've spun bro, real doozy, I'm totes gonna believe that.
>@ Eh, not like it matters.

[The troll - a little close to rustblood than, but still a brownblood legally - takes out a delicate horn dropspindle and a hunk of some sort of weird white fiber. If he's gonna stay here for any length of time he's gonna be productive.]

 

you walk

its a cosmic dumping ground where we all sit with our thumbs up our asses and play around with the crazy powers were given like toddlers with a cool new light up action figure that theyre definitely going to break

[he holds up a hand for a high five]

 

>@ Sweet. Take it your ES? That quirk you used in the chat looked fake as hell.
[He attempts the sick ass walking-over-while-spinning-maneuver. Naturally he succeeds because he is just that good.]
>@ Sooooo, what'cha got lovey?

 

No trolling this time honest
If I'm not recharging I get here through spacetime anomalies it was a legit question

[The softest, gentlest of not-squishing-the-organic high fives]

 

[Very elaborate shrug.]
>@ As I said, eh whatever.
>@ Not like it's gonna be any worse than "Long way from troll kansas, dorthy" on the level of "new planet who dis?"

 

Is a perfectly servicable quirk and yarr full a hoofbeastshit. And -- pretty much ewherrything.
(Oneira is still leaning on her bar counter, grinning)

 

>@ Hella. Wanna trade, an extra special mystery skeins on your yarn order for something hot and strong.
>@ Like yours truly.

[He swaps out his glasses for shades via wardrobifier, grinning smugly. Hmmmmmmmmm that good oneliner.]

 

well fuck me now we gotta duel
ive been shown up
my gimmick ganked

 

[WAIT NO THIS IS NOT GOING ACCRDING TO PLAN, ABORT ABORT. He swaps back to his glasses, fingers twitching towards his strife specibus]
>@ Yo, yo, no offense weird alien dude, i'll leave the shades in the sylladex.
>@ No problem at all.

 

(Oneira shrieks with laughter.)
Lukewarm tapwater, got it.

 

[dave holds up his hands in a placating gesture, resisting the urge to go for his own specibus JUST IN CASE]

im fucking with you dude i promise i dont care who wears them
i got more than enough gimmicks to compensate for my signature Look™
i got gimmicks out the ass oh look there goes another one im trippin over all these hi-larious mannerisms
the funny part is if i also didnt have a monotone horseshit schtick you could probably tell i was joking but never let it be said that dave strider needed verbal inflection to spice up his dialogue which is the spoken equivalent of that curry thatll earn you a free beer if you manage to finish it
hawt

 

Yo.