shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Awwww yisssss
Mission accomplished I have successfully exactly one (1) diplomacy check through the power of memes

[Venture passes over a tablet with quite a few videos and documents for beginners on it; it will conveniently resize to not-fuckhuge if Dave takes it.] Dunno if some of it'll translating 'cause it's originally for Neocybex and I don't think English has all the same concepts but hey
Santa is here to give out language lessons to all the good little girls and boys and aliens and Santa is more handsome than an F-22 fighter jet

Ehhh that too. I heard there's a variant for people with claws-- empurata vics or people like you who just kinda don't have the standard hand setup-- but I haven't picked 'em up yet. We were learning 'cause Whisper went mute so it never really came up.

 

Oh yeah of course! They still look sick as shit, that's badass! Have you met Wrench yet? He'd fucking love it. I love it. You're awesome looking, I bet you do really cool shit.

 

I mean hey if you don't mind ripping holes in the fabric of space and time...

(Please do not actually do the thing
I don't know when I got enough parental reflexes that I feel like that's a necessary thing to say but here I am
Protip unless you have literal gods around to fix the holes slag gets weird real fast)

 

Fair! Just... draining to look for resources. Maybe exists, maybe just causes trouble for people....
Refractor can talk other ways so...

 

[????????????????????? why does the weird alien compliment Reffy, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]
Refractor... works on drones????

 

Nah, no thanks. I've got enough trouble trying to clean up the rest of Blume's horse shit, oh and the gangs. Fuck.

 

Yeah I hear ya
I could do some digging if you want? Pretty sure the guy who originally told us about it is dead but it's worth a shot not like we're doing anything useful in comms anyway

 

Yeah? That's neat! Josh does that too, so does Wrench. They built a drone big enough to carry a person and a server... *Shivers* That was an awesome yet terrifying experience... But, uh, Josh designed this one but I 3D printed it.

*Pulls out his quad-copter and throws it up into the air, flopping down to control it with his laptop* I also have a little wheel drone, designed by Josh... Of course.

 

[Silent shy head nods. Venture is a friend, Venture wouldn't use this against Reffy... right?]

 

Aight cool I'll keep ya posted
[Laziest salute ever]

 

yeah obviously im a real regular
but never during weekends or evenings cause its packed as fuck and whats the point of flirting on another plane of existence if theres still all these tools around
plus ive had to be nocturnal for a while so 3am pizza runs it is

[oh, fuck this, dave has no idea what he's doing wrong and commences the forbidden summoning ritual. by cupping his hands around his mouth and shouting "KARKAT" until 5'5 of disoriented adult troll appears from somewhere]
(pls explain what i did to ravelry here because im not fucking sure and i dont really relish the idea of freaking him out even more but idk that ignoring would help because what if he thinks im plotting something like eating his brain or turning his eyeballs into mustard)

[dave takes the tablet and marvels briefly at rave magic resizing]
if i fess up to breaking mommys vase that one time will santa explain the neocybex words for me

 

[He nervously fidgets a bit but eventually sprawls on the floor, stretching his digitigrade legs out and watching both Marcus' laptop and the drone. Almost without thought his camera drone, Eye, skitters up onto his shoulder, filming whatever Reffy isn't looking at himself]
Do direct to brainmodule piloting interfaces, mostly. It's... difficult. But fun.

 

Yeah sure bro I got your back
What kinda hit-and-run teacher would I be if I just dropped a textbook on you and flew? Hit me up if you find something weird and I'll explain whatever

 

[OH SHIT OH SHIT AN ADULT TROLL. A slightly alarmed squeak escapes Ghazal and he hops onto Oneira's bar top. Look at him being tall. He's super tall, not prey at all. Haha. Hah.]
>@ Yo, so who's your pal over there?
>@ Didn't know you knew about Alternians and all.

 

Oh man fucking same, that place is terrible on weekends. Holidays too!

What, really? Holy shit that's really cool! I can only control them with the laptop, it's got a camera. We added on an ability for them to drop little bombs or zap grenades too.

*Makes the quadcopter do a little trick*

I like your drone! It's cute. Man, you robots are super cool.

 

Can you not with the r-word dude we aren't drones

 

Oh man I am so sorry, I didn't realize. I won't use that word anymore, which should I use? Honestly man, I didn't realize. I feel like a total dick now because I understand the whole slur-word thing.

 

Eye is very cute. She sees all.
[He scritches the small drones head, then makes her skitter up to sit between his helm prongs]

Transformers, or Cybertronians.
Well, Refractor and Venture are Cybertronians.

 

I can do that, Transformers works! Again, sorry man.

Does she just see? *Makes his quadcopter float gently down until he can grab it and fold it back up, closes his laptop and grins*

 

Nah you're cool you didn't know just like for the future
What Refractor there said or "mech" if you wanna go super generic.

Would it be super rude to ask you whose voice you used for my name?