shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[I am!]

[Good, I´ve had about enough science for a lifetime]

 

Oh, it's interesting, I'd just rather hear results than process.

 

[You should go pester Her then. She´s got all the science]
-flops on her cubes-

 

-congrats Mala you get a spider sticking his tongue out at you before pointedly ignoring you to have more fun with portals-

 

Wowo, someone more fragged up lookin than me.

 

Oh, no, not all of it, I'm sure Vek's still got some.

Oh, you're just overgrown, what are you whining about?

 

[We should hook them up. They can have terrifying robot babies]

 

Hey, don´t forget the rust infection!

 

[Cackling]

Ah, yes, very important, got to be falling apart beneath the crystallized remnants of your own waste.

 

That´s Chroma outgrowth, not waste. -flops, makes engex appear-

 

What Is Me Outgrowth?

 

-sidelong look- Are you Chroma? An it´s my crystals, s my colouration growin´out in them.

 

Thats What People Call Me, Yes.
That Looks Cool As Fuck.

 

If you wanna get spoiled in bed, I'm up for that.

*norm's tone makes very clear exactly what he is offering*

 

i only spoil like month old produce

dubious fluids leaking all over the place in this bitch and really what IS that smell

i think it was an orange once
in the before times

 

Congratulations. You've totally killed my boner.

 

are you saying dubious fluids dont rev your engines

[he gives a thumbs up]

im glad to be of service you can call me the boner force
im training you to be stronger
harder
once im through with you nothing will be able to defeat your diamond tipped weapon of wonders

 

And chroma is largely waste metals reconfigured, yes, good job, you know your definitions.

[Cackling]

 

... uh, thanks, I guess?

 

[He looks at norm from underneath his artfully dishevelled draped hair for a long moment.]
You'd have to at least kill a man for me to even consider adding you to the "Your Li'l friends" [He imitates Polly's voice here, sounding very disdainful] club.