shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[He throws a pastry at her. Maturity what maturity? She doesn't even go here.]

 

Oh, of course, what's a meal anymore without having to fight for it?

 

If that is how you prefer solving that problem, more power to you.

 

(Ilma scatters into a million butterflies upon impact, and reconstructs from them again. She looks at Integritas, and grins.)
Oh, are we playing catch?
(She summons a jawbreaker, and uses her bladefan to tennis-shoot it at Integritas)

 

I think you just made it weirder.

 

im just making conversation man

 

-purple headbanger joined the club, with a friendly little hip-check-

 

-Growl, teeth bared. Hes pretty close to going berserk-

 

[He waves a hand lazily, curshing the jawbreaker to a fine sugary dust before it can even get close]
No.

Are oblique references to potential reproductive methods just your usual small talk then?

 

"Are you okay?"

 

(Fiaina is still grinning)
No touching the merchandise!

 

did the extended metaphor about my dick not make that clear

 

Sheesh, you must be fun at parties.

 

[Mala fans out a large crest, hissing from some unidentifiable point within the tangle of body parts. Said parts seem to be a little more pointy than usual.]

 

[He raises an eyebrow]
If you want someone with experience for how to make this kind of thing work I can absolutely attempt to help, though it usually is easer if you can lay eggs.

People pay me to be fun at parties. I'm not desperate.

 

I've only known SUFFERING since I watched Marcus play that route.
;_;

SUFFERING AND HEARTBREAK.
/_\

 

wow that is so not my kink i think i just felt my nipples shrivel up and fall off out of even the REMOTEST possibility of me or my person squatting over a nest like the goddamn little red hen and raising a gaggle of the loudest offspring in paradox space

we used ectobiology cause we were still pretty much kids and none of us wanted to be baby daddies
i think before i actually reproduce id want like
a pet cat
first

 

(Ilma's voice is very bubbly)
Says the person forced to throw pastries. I'm sure you'll be able to throw your own parties at people one day in the future!

 

You wanna fuck the birds.

 

(Ilma takes Wrench's hands, if he lets her)
But have you played the Hurtful route. Or watched someone play it.