shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

"Please explain?" Lissa looks at them both, confused.

 

YOU WANTED TO FUCK THE BIRDS FIRST. Also you don't get to talk, I've seen your Nudle searches.
>_>

We all have!
^_^

NOPE. I had my heart broken ONCE and I am not gonna let it happen AGAIN.
>_<
[He does let his hand be taken, but he's not doing much with it anyways.]

Vidya gaems, my friend.
^_^

 

Fair enough. Calling someone else's reproductive reality a kink is just a little nsensitive though, isn't it?
[He doesn't seem overly upset.]

Who doesn't?

Maybe I don't want to though, maybe I'm a lazy spoiled pet who doesn't give a shit?

 

[dave makes a crude gesture and caws]

 

It's a game, a dating sim with birds.

*Shrugs* I am not hiding shit, my man.

Are you a bird?

 

[He transforms into a bird, sitting on the back of the couch preening idly]
Yes. Obviously.

 

Says the one who wanted to mosh!

 

... Oh. Well, that serves me right.

 

Spoiler: Hatoful Boyfriend spoilers. Just in case.

Ok so, imagine! A bird virus mutated. The birds became clever, like humans, and thus began a long war in which the birds took over the world. The protagonist is a girl chosen to go to an exclusive bird school to help better the relationship between birds and humans. By dating a bird.

It's worth it, friend. Hot chocolate and tissues. But it's worth it.

 

(Still grinning)
Darling, I'm the band. The mosh is at my feet.

 

Spoiler: gif

You know, it would be a lot more fun if you had shame. For me. It would be a lot more fun for ME, probably not for you, so I guess it's a good thing you don't have any shame at all.
#_#
@_@

NEVER AGAIN!
!_!
>_<

 

yes
for you mammal reproduction can be a kink
go forth and squirt babies out your eyeballs im pretty sure thats how we do it
lets get out the everyday household cleaning implements and offend the sensibilities of our troll friends while were being culturally insensitive

 

Oh no man, I have shame, just not over my porn. I am proud of that shit

 

You're apparently being the band with your brain, I figured you could handle a little nudge. -hip checks Loreli while she's at it, though-

 

Spoiler

Even if I tell you that Library Bird and Teacher Bird get their resolution?

 

Well, I can't complain, that's for sure!
^_^
^_~

I'm too fragile for this.
;_;

 

Spoiler: img

 

Spoiler: how horrible can we make robot reproduction method 2 sound

Cryofreeze your fetuses and implant their consciousnesses in force-grown host bodies so you can use them as slaves just do it

 

Spoiler: gif

 

[The dove snickers, continuing to preen]

... Darling boy, I do have internet. I'm not stupid.