shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Go make friends, and then EAT YOUR FRIENDS.
o_o

 

<<Did you not have two shapes before?>>

 

✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎⬥︎□︎❒︎♎︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎.

Spoiler: translation

I was a sword for Master

 

-head in hands, stifles laughter-

 

I thought it was EAT THE RICH?
?_?

 

^_^

MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE RICH, THEN EAT THEM.
._.
o_O

 

O_O

BUT WHAT IF IT SPREADS? WHAT IF THEY MAKE ME ALL GROSS LIKE THEY ARE?
;_;

What if I have to wear a-- *shivers* suit?
._.
o_o

 

I mean you're ALREADY A VAMPIRE so aren't you halfway to being the filthy bourgeoisie?
?_?

 

HEY
`_´

HOW DARE YOU!
!_!
>_<
`_´

I have NEVER been that thing you said because FUCK the system and FUCK the rich.

 

<<Who was your Master?>>

-She frowns.-

 

Wow you're pretty heated aren't you LESTAT.
^_^

 

`_´
Are you ASKING for an ASS KICKING? TRYHARD.

 

-his voice sounds literally dreamy, like a teenager talking about their first crush-
✌︎♎︎♋︎◻︎⧫︎◆︎⬧︎❞︎

Spoiler: translation

Adaptus~

 

-Her visor flares up in shock.-

Oh my! I mean- <<you are very blessed! Was he good to you? You were friends?>>

 

✋︎ ⬥︎♋︎⬧︎ ♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⬧︎⬥︎□︎❒︎♎︎✏︎ ✋︎ ⬧︎♏︎❒︎❖︎♏︎♎︎ ♒︎♓︎❍︎ ♋︎⬧︎ ♋︎ ⬧︎⬥︎□︎❒︎♎︎ ⬧︎♒︎□︎◆︎●︎♎︎

Spoiler: translation

I was his sword! I served him as a sword should

 

<<And then... he died?>>

 

☟︎♏︎ ♎︎♓︎♏︎♎︎
︎◆︎⧫︎ ♎︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ⬥︎□︎❒︎❒︎⍓︎ ♒︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♌︎♋︎♍︎&︎✏︎✏︎

Spoiler: translation

He died
But don't worry he came back!!

 

<<Armory has his essence?>>

 

✌︎❒︎❍︎□︎❒︎⍓︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎
︎♒︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♌︎♋︎♍︎&︎ ⧫︎□︎ ♐︎♓︎■︎♎︎ ❍︎♏︎ ♋︎♐︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ♋︎●︎●︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎
✋︎ ❍︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎♏︎♎︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎ ⬧︎□︎ ❍︎◆︎♍︎♒︎ ♌︎◆︎⧫︎ ⬧︎♒︎♏︎ ♍︎♋︎❍︎♏︎ ♌︎♋︎♍︎&︎ ♐︎□︎❒︎ ❍︎♏︎

Spoiler: translation

Armory is my Master
She came back to find me after all this time
I missed her so much but she came back for me

 

<<I'm very happy for both of you!
Being alone is very hard.
I was kept alone except for Index and it was... hard.
But all I really need is Index!>>