shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[A single concerned click. Shhh, no worrying about strangers here.] Shame. Doing alright?

 

Yeah. -no- Just gettin around, looking for people. Who aren´t bots.

 

fuck youve probably spent more time around humans than me at this point
clearly you need to educate me on my own goddamn species
why do men have nipples

but i have all the limitless energy of a tween who just discovered red bull and i decide how i waste it and if that means relentless blatantly obvious lies about my biology and culture then so be it

 

[Nodnod.] Aren't red-Bots or aren't metal-bots?

 

[She nuzzles their plating again. Only affection and calm now.]
You seem to be in a difficult spot right now. Hold on, we're on our way.

 

Fair enough. It'd never occur to me to tell you how to live your life, at least for free.
As for the nipples thing?
[He just. Grins lewdly.]

 

︎♒︎♋︎⧫︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ⬥︎♏︎ ♎︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

Spoiler

What are we doing???

 

[he pulls a wrinkly one dollar bill out of his pants pocket]
lemme just shake the lint off this bad boy im ready for a life coach
i got approximately an eternity to look forward to gotta make sure im living it to the fullest

 

[She pauses to nuzzle Fidelis quickly]
We're going to rescue Amalgamous Prime.

 

[Teggy leans in to whisper a lot of terrible dirty nsfw suggestions about what Dave should be doing with his life in his ear.]

 

-robot equivalent of a loud raspberry-
︎♒︎⍓︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

Spoiler

Why???

 

[Her shoulders slump a little]
They need... someone.

 

❄︎☟︎☜︎✡︎︎☼︎☜︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎ ♋︎ ⬥︎♏︎♋︎◻︎□︎■︎♐︎□︎❒︎❍︎♏︎❒︎✏︎✏︎
...
☼︎♋︎♑︎♏︎ ⬥︎□︎■︎︎⧫︎ ●︎♓︎&︎♏︎ ♓︎⧫︎

Spoiler

THEY'RE not a weaponformer!!
...
Rage won't like it

 

get what you pay for i guess

 

I know... I... I know. I'm sorry.

 

[A small, slender looking mech with what looks like the projector of an energon based weapon along his back carefully drapes himself against Armory's side, carefully touching Fidelis with feather-light fingertips.]

 

Yep!
[Cheerful grin]

 

✌︎❒︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ♑︎□︎♓︎■︎♑︎ ⧫︎□︎ ︎⚐︎☠︎︎ ⬥︎♓︎⧫︎♒︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎❍︎✍︎✍︎✍︎✍︎

Spoiler

Are you going to BOND with them????

-the sword makes a clicking sound of half-playful annoyance-

 

No! Not unless everyone involved agrees. It's unlikely to be possible anyway.
... Hello Veritas.

 

[He wordlessly snuggles closer, running his fingers affectionately over Fidelis' blade.]