shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[She withdraws her hand in time, looking at the new mouth with something like amused disapproval]
I think I'm talking to someone who's been hurt a lot and doesn't know how to ask for help without also puffing up and trying to scare people off. I think I'm talking to someone who's afraid to let someone actually come to them in case they leave again, or fight again or take something they like. But I won't! Well, we will likely leave again eventually, but I won't do it with negative regard, I'm sure. So, you can stop trying to get into arguments with my bondmates.

 

[.... The guntwins have evidently decided it is time to climb Mala and be affectionate.]
B: big crazy-face is scared?
P: Armoy is like a star!
B: Yes like a star! And we're rocks in the sky that go around her!
P: Stars don't leave!

 

i didnt even finish 8th grade teach me sensei
all i had was my mad google fu and a lot and i mean a lot of free time to alchemize whatever heinous shit my developing mind could cook up to play with

thats fucking awesome i found this lizard that had just up and died and wasnt like smooshed or anything so i took it and put it in my yard under a crate and then put the skeleton back together in a shadowbox its pretty much the coolest thing in my house

 

<Can be. Don't link right, though. If he's happy that's what matters, anyway.> [Shrug.]

 

I didn't know better I'd say you were one'a Onxai's. And I'll argue with whoever I want to, you and your bondmates included! Not the twins here though. [They mold up a little around Bang and Pow.] They're good nuts.

[Fondly:] Big crazy-face is not scared. Big crazy-face just likes being contrary.

 

...I miss the internet. Power cut a while back.

I haven't been looking for lizards, especially with this underbrush around here. They're greasy and not a lot of meat. Haven't been desperate enough for snake either, have to season the shit out of them, but they do have lovely skins. How big was your little guy? Putting the little bones together must have been a right pain.

 

[She shrugs.]
Fine suit yourself. You'll find that most people are good nuts if you let them show you their true face. Opening up to someone who is being nasty requires a lot of courage.

 

B: Huh!!!
P: Angry attack words aren't good though!
B: Fight talk isn't good.
P: Touch is better! Happy-touch!

 

You say that like I want most people to open up to me.

Fight talk is useful sometimes. Not always, but sometimes.

 

Maybe not most, but I'm sure you'll agree that having some people is important?

 

[he holds his hands about five inches apart]

it was a bitch and im pretty sure i lost some of the little fiddly bits forever into the abyss but you get real patient when you have command over time
that and a pair of tweezers and a bangin magnifying setup
fucking worth it

 

[They snort, steam jetting from various points of a now-intact frame. None of it towards the pistol twins!] Clearly you haven't heard what I got up to before all that.

 

B: Fight talk is stupid.
P: Sleep is less stupid than fight talk.
B: Scream makes sad, and alone, but Armory makes safe.
P: So don't use fight talk with Rage and Fidelis.
B: Rage is very sad. Fidelis thinks he's above us but he's wrooooong.
P: Still bad to bite.
B... We tried that.

 

So maybe I haven't. I prefer to judge what I see, not what people tell me about someone. You're nice to the twins so you can be nice. It suits you, you should try it more often.

 

Fidelis is a twit and I'll only not bite him to keep Armory happy.

 

Nope! All glitchy bastard all the time, just ask Prima-- oh wait!

 

B: He is sometimes!
P: He can be nice though
B: We love him
P: And Armory! And Veritas! And Rage!
B: So don't fight with them!

 

[Veritas snorts and knocks on Mala's plating just to give them the least impressed look ever. Wow, who cares about Prima's opinion.]

 

[Armory offlines her optics briefly again.]
Yes, I agree, Veritas. I did not ask for Prima's opinion, I stated my own.

 

Alright, bitlets, alright.

[Blow a plume of steam in Veritas' face just do it

Wait shit they just promised the twins they wouldn't fight
Fuck]

He knew me much better than you do.