shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    You know what, on further consideration spending 3 million years peacefully breeding organics for spare parts and beauty upgrades was an amazing stroke of luck for me. Some company would have been nice, but what the fuck Cybertron.
     
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  2. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Ikr four mil of couriering (is that a word? It's a word now) and being extra hands in the painting parlor was so much better than anything I've heard from people involved in the fighting
     
  3. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    Honestly, that sounds like a very nice arrangement? [He is maybe a tiny bit jealous. A little tiny bit. Venture had all this time to spent with his trine, doing something enjoyable. But at the same time, he's feeling bad about feeling even the slightest bit jealous. Just because he has been relatively - ok, considerably - miserable doesn't mean that anyone else should be miserable too, that's a terrible line of thinking and he knows that and tries to squash is down rigorously.]
     
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  4. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    [Venture has the emotional sensitivity of a brick, and doesn't notice any kind of internal conflict going on.] It was! For me I mean Clips probably woulda liked to just settle somewhere instead of bouncing all over the place but we talked it out and now we're "settled" on a diplomatic ship so it's whatever but like. Yeah turns out when you can actually choose what you do with your life life gets a whole lot better?
     
  5. ShockCollar

    ShockCollar Long Live Megatron!

    ShockCollar rubs his optics in frustration. "I'll never completely understand you..." He mumbles quiet enough for himself to hear.
     
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  6. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    That we can certainly agree on [He smiles] With any hope the ship might pick me up, too. [Oh please. He just...wants to be around people ago. Ok the sentient organics on the planet are undeniably people, but they're not his people. And they avoid the hell out of him.]
     
  7. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Pits yeah that'd be awesome!!! We've picked up plenty of other strays and I'm great with my mouth it won't be that hard to convince the caps to swing by wherever you are and pick you up!
     
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  8. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    [Short fan hitch of 'did he really just say that surely he didn't mean it like that' before Updraft smooths it out again] I would appreciate that, yes. I mean, when in doubt you could tell them about the energon deposits? [He's not quite sure if 'stay' applies to him but really it's as good a term as anything, at this point in time.]
     
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  9. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    [Sorry, Updraft, Venture really did mean it like that, boy has problems.] I mean if they're willing to get us all shot to the Pits and back on the off chance some bitty-aft little fringe station has energon I'm sure that'd be an enticing offer :P
     
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  10. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    Well that's a heartening at least [He chuckles] At least I can promise that I am not going to shoot anyone. [Though spontaneous snuggles for the first mech to come into reach are an option. Updraft might even start sparking, you never know]
     
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  11. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Believe it or not that would actually be an improvement over our last "shore leave" :P
     
  12. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    What happened to you? [Is he feeling protective? He's def feeling protective.]
     
  13. Nichrome of Iacon

    Nichrome of Iacon Co-Captain, Decepticon Representative | 18+

    It had Energon and the shoting only started when we won a little mroe than they expected us to.
     
  14. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Me? Nothing because we never actually got off the ship things went to slag before we got a chance :P The people who went down on the first-contact team? Got off a whole lot worse 'cause the cap and Doc C got caught trying to cheat the local crime ring and we had to ditch real quick. Let's see...

    [He ticks casualties off on his fingers:] Swifty-- Captain Swiftwing-- didn't actually get hit but had a crying meltdown and is probably traumatized. One of the Obrizen kids nearly died. Doc L fragged his emotions chip because he's our only trauma surgeon and he had to operate on his near-dead boyfriend. The Licentan "ambassador" shot a noncombatant who tried to visit the Obrizen guy when he got out of surgery... I think that's it? Might be forgetting someone there was kind of a kerfluffle about literally all the captains displaying such poor judgement.
     
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  15. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    I don't know what you expected Nichy :P
     
  16. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    You need more medics. You desperately need more medics [Granted he's been missing out on all the medical advantages since he went missing but Updraft ha a fuckton of experiences in patchjobs on himself so it's not like he's out of practice with what he does know] You also need better judgement but failing that you do at the very least need more medics.
     
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  17. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Not arguing that buddy :P Even medbay knows we need more medics we just haven't been and won't be near enough to Cybertron to get anyone Officially Vetted unless we swing by one of the colonies with a spacebridge.
     
  18. Sawbones of Kaon

    Sawbones of Kaon Medicat, NS

    Wrong, we got two surgeons. An I have no idea why th´CMO wouldn´t let Doc Triage do it. Aside from it bein´his sweetparks.
     
  19. Venture of Petrohex

    Venture of Petrohex Which Petrohex tho

    Couldn't tell ya nurse I am not exactly privy to the inner workings of Doc L's mind. [He shrugs.]
     
  20. Sawbones of Kaon

    Sawbones of Kaon Medicat, NS

    Fair -catte stretch-
     
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