shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Guzma laughs heartily-
Haha, yeah, lay it down, Dokuros!

I'm not just known as Big Bad Guzma for show, yo. I ain't gonna hurt some crabby wimp with no pokemon to his name, but I'll totally smash his mirror to pieces if he's gonna go around dissin' my former underlings like that with it. 'Course, I ain't gonna fault you for standin' up for ya boy Shouty over there like that. You've got some real guts, I'll tell ya that.

 

Oh man, B, look at that pokemon. It looks tough as steel, d'ya got any pokeballs?

 

Nah, A. I used them all up try'na catch Dokumo. Dang...It looks tougher than the one we saw in Hau'oli Shoppin' District.

 

VERY TOUGH BOOPING

 

It's trying to sound so tough, B...and that's what also makes it so cute..!

Gwaah...I wish we hadn't run outta pokeballs. This pokemon is so cool!

 

man if you get mad cause he called someone a name you might as well take out the restraining order now dude
but i get if you gotta defend your squads honor or whatever yo just lemme lay down some ground rules like fuckin
bricks
build a road out of all these goddamn rules set up a real fucking main street on the foundation of neither of us flipping our shit

no sudden jumping at slash sneaking up on me or him
no sending pokemon to be aggressive at me or him cause neither of us is a mind reader and im not going to take some random dudes word that pikachu isnt gonna try and zap his ass
cause im not about to let that shit fly
and in exchange i can not pull out the sword cause i dont like using it anyway and ill ask karkat to lay off the smack talk

 

What's "pokeball"? Where did he go--

[Excited chirping at the reappearance of Golisopod!!!] <hi hello welcome back! I'm Thunderwing what's your name is the little organic your swarm? Your armor looks so nice who does your paint?>

 

Tch. Guess there's no sense beatin' y'all down when you've got no pokemon. A's the one with the pikachu anyhow. The only pokes' I've got that do any zappin' are one of Honchkrows and one of my Liepards. It's whatever. I got no reason to be buggin' you non-trainers, so Big Bad Guzma will ease off on the smash if your friend there can ease off on the smack.

 

Um, B-Boss, Kap's not a Pikachu actually, she's a Mimikyu.

 

And I'm not Boss anymore, it's ya boy, Guzma, now. What's your point, kid?

 

W0w, u guyssss are fukkin loooooo0000sers LOL.

 

cool ill let him know
id honestly recommend against beating anyones ass in here pokemon or otherwise just cause theres like
six different godly pantheons muckin it up in here its like a deitys country club
and not all of them are as chill as me

says your bootleg deadmau5 ass

 

0________0 wh0?

 

like daft punk but a mouse head and just one dude yiffin it up on stage all by his lonesome
so basically if daft punk had a steamy threesome with mickey mouse and he was their beautiful genetic abomination
and given that you look like a cyberpunk dystopia lost their chuck e cheese i figured if we were getting down and dirty with the shit talk it was a good place as any to start

 

-Golisopod makes loud chittering noises, gesturing at Guzma.-

Losers?! We're destruction in human form. Team Skull used to be the toughest bunch in the Alola region until Moon forced us to disband, and she's the Champ now. As a matter of fact, her and I teamed up to beat down Red and Blue, the Battle Legends themselves!

 

LOL Sounds like they're ripping me off. Haven't u heard? I'm default

~~~(8;>

 

Big Bad Guzma has no chill!

 

Haha what. U talkin ab0ut a video game?

 

The Battle Tree is no game, it's a serious competition. Trainers who aren't up to taking it on will get beat the heck down!

 

thats pretty low hanging pun fruit dude
dropped off the branch and landed right in your lap id say
and sure maybe it looks all tantalizing and at peak ripeness leakin juices kind of seductively
but you know that shits got a worm in there its better to grab the shit up in the branches cause the longer you look the soggier you realize this one is
nasty