shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

im having stock market flashbacks
loud red dudes
soup
endless nakking
i follow though im just gonna need a minute to clear my brain of chatty crocodiles

 

Is if they don't leave. Hi, by the way. Nice to see you too.

 

Neither, I was stranded on a planet quite a bit off the normal travel routes, and without comm systems. I am fairly sure I would be on a list of casualties, if such things are being kept.

[OHno. A mini. A medic mini. Oh no (oh yes)] What word would you use, then? [Yes distract and divert good tactic, Updraft. Very sneaky now focus back on the tiny ones on your hands]

[THEY TALK!!] [surprised invent] I am not, no but I do have wooden parts. [Too. Cute!]

 

...I ain't even gonna ask.

 

I saw you right before we started recharging, you complete dipstick. [Wiretap grins, bonking his head against Slipstream's thigh. Tol husbands best husbands. (All the husbands are tall. Shhhh.)]

"Was assigned to a unit with," which I know isn't really a word, but... [He shrugs.] Wiretap of Altihex, pleasure to meet you! Did I hear right, you were stranded? Did you do all that mod work yourself, then?

 

-licklick little paw- You´re not a furniture either. Why do you have wood?

 

...huh. Didn't account for that. There are, but they're not the most accurate.

I'm the dipstick? Really? You sure about that? [He snorts, but he's grinning down at Wiretap, optics bright.]

 

-snickers like a 12-year-old-

 

oh how the turntables
and so the confuser becomes the confused

 

You can't just ask someone why they have wood!

...or, well, you can, but it's kind of rude with strangers :P

Spoiler: wires you're in public, no

Well you sure dipped your stick earlier tonight ;D

 

Updraft, formerly of Polyhex and yes on both accounts. An organic planet, which accounts for how... unusual they are [He extends the arm not currently occupied by the tiniest fluffs he's ever seen to show off some of the wood panels] Being a medic came in handy for that.

I had to fix myself and there was nothing else available. [He would like to pet it but honestly he's just way way too big for petting something so small so he settled for admiring it and smiling.

Yeah I am pretty sure my ship was just considered a total loss so nobody went looking for survivors [He shrugs. There was no fixing that problem but hey he'd dealt with that and he was still here!]

 

-INCREASE THE SNICKERING-

 

[Little choking sound of 'trying not to laugh, kinda failing'] I don't think that's what they meant.

 

tell you when youre older

 

Mi?

-headtilt.-

-most confused little mi-

Mimi! -licks him, trying to groom better-

 

Oh, you're a medic too? I guess I shoulda seen that coming, especially if you've been on your own. [He looks curiously at the woodwork; it sure is fancy.] And it holds up like metal? Can you transform with this?

Nah but the joke was there and I'm still a little giddy so :P

 

[Muffled sputtering. Good thing robots can't blush!] I'm not even going to answer that, you're being ridiculous.

Ah, yeah, that happened pretty often. You're not the first officially-dead survivor we've met.

 

[he holds the most still, hoping the saliva won't turn out corrosive or anything, that's happened before and it was pretty damn awful]

I wouldn't use it if I was a combat situation, and it is quite a bit more flammable than metal, but yes I can transforms with it, provided I don't hurry too much. [He demonstrates on the arm not beset by tines, letting the plates shift and ripple into another configuration, then settle back into the original alignment]

Yes I assumed so, things must have gotten quite messy over the sheer amount of time it lasted. [So damn many dead, and so much destruction and just thinking about it boggles the mind]

 

Yup! Gotta laugh sometime, Stream, don't take horrible jokes from me.

Huh! Nice work! Did it take any longer to integrate than normal limb attachments?

 

Apparently. [He shrugs.] It's war, why wouldn't it be a terribly-organized shambling disaster?

[He rolls his eyes.] I'll take horrible jokes from you the cycle we all die.