shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[Wiretap blinks, derailed from Revolution Rave, and looks over at the new figure.]

You alright over there?

Been a while for most of us, I think. Still worth holding on to.

 

Yes I think we can agree on that, it's a valuable position to hold. [If he has to pick a hill to die on, it's still the best one he knows, though these days he might try peaceable methods first]

 

[Nichrome summons her very own blacklight. It is once again time to show off her UV Paints.
Con-variety Neocybex glyphs are calligraphed onto her back plating, reading the words YOU ARE BEING DECEIVED. Her battlemask is up, but she is smiling behind it.]
Ah some of these are my favorites.
Say, do you have a soundfile of Flexitas of Tarn somewhere in there? I always liked his rallies the best

 

[He flashes a thumbs-up at Ups.]

Yo, sweet paintjob!

'Fraid not, though, those are all outta personal memory and I spent most of my time in Altihex.

 

-pads in- What are we doin, is this a party or a riot?

 

Ohh, those are pretty [He bents down to inspect them, lovely work twice as lovely on Nichrome, really] UV-paint? [Feels fitting to the theme, he really likes that]

Ah, pity, still a good one.

 

I seem to remember a few occasions that would certainly have been classed as both. [He grins at her, wings high and happy]

 

-snorts- Yes until th´hangovers set in, then suddenly every seems ta be havin second thoughts. -shes grinning-

 

Celebratory riot?

Yep! I'm actually built to hold text, not audio-- they already had people to pick up what was being said-- [he rolls his optics] and I don't like fiddling with code too much so I haven't added any extra storage space for that kinda stuff.

 

Naw if the hangover is bad enough you stop having any sort of thoughts, let alone second ones until frozen energon has been procured from somewhere.

Celebratory riot sounds good, yes.

fiddling with code is [Vague seesawing hand gesture] I prefer to refrain, too [But Primus his life would be easier if he'd tried. Well that or he'd be dead, which supposedly would also be 'easier']

 

Yeah, I hear ya. I'm a battlefield medic, not a mnemosurgeon. For better or worse.

 

Aw a pity. But hey the Altihex ones aren't half bad.

When is it ever just one or the other.

Yes UV-Paint. I wanted the phrase engraved originally, but my artist is rather delicate when it comes to potential pain.

 

Better. Definitely better. You don't get to die like that.

 

What are we celebratin?

 

Yes, working on someone's processor let alone inside it... [Wing shudder, clearly uncomfortable] I'd rather replace a few hundred limbs.

That co-captain of yours? [It's an educated guess, but from what he heard, that one was both a little.... delicate, and good with a paintbrush] He really does know his way around the paints and colors. [Maybe a job venue to pursue instead of captaining a ship full of war veterans?]

 

Got that right!

If I have any say in it I don't get to die at all, Glow, you know me better than that. I don't even know where I'd get needles anyway, even if I had someone to teach me.

 

You´d be surprised.

We´re supposed ta be bein´civilians Capt´n.

 

Not being dead yet? Someone else throwing a revolution?

Same hat, man, same fraggin' hat.

 

Off a corpse, probably, because we're resourceful like that.

 

What, they threw one an didn´t invite us? How rude!