shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Naw, not really. I do remember treating those hangovers more often than not [Softly snickers]

To not being dead yet, that sounds good. [He summons a sizable bottle of engex - bright green and bubbly - plus cubes for everyone eligible. Hey might as well indulge himself in dreamspace, he's not had any engex since he'd crashed]

 

[She nods.]

Look, I was technically a civilian by classification for a very big chunk of those riot-parties happening.

 

They're organic and I'm pretty sure they're in a different universe anyway.

Afterglow. Darling brightspark. Light of my life. Regretting not being able to help people like you doesn't mean I actually wanna dig my fingers into people's brains, I ain't that stupid.

To not being dead! [Wiretap takes a cube and toasts Updraft.]

 

To not being dead! [He clinks his cube against Wiretap's] And hopefully it is going to stay that way for a while longer yet.

 

-snorts-

Ok, fair.

-makes a cube- I´ll drink ta that.

 

...yes. Well. You don't have to get all romantic about it. [Afterglow kneels to put an arm around Wires' waist, though, ignoring all the engex.]

 

Oh, human! You may expre55 your hatred for my ca5t a5 much a5 you wi5h. I'm afraid we cannot reciprocate, however. You have my deare5t condolence5. I apologize 5incerely for giving you the wrong impre55ion.

 

Exactly! [He takes a cautious sip, not quite sure what the mystery green drink is besides "probably intoxicating".]

Right, okay, stop being romantic with one of two people I've done all four Acts with, got it. [Wires laughs and kisses Glow's cheek, and brings his free hand up to hold on to that arm.]

 

This is phucking embarrassing.

 

*Ignoring the projector* Oh, but I can appreciate the 5entiment. My fellow clown5 can ju5t be 5o fun to work up...If you know the right 5tring5 to pull. That i5 part of the reason why 5ome refer to me a5 The Marionetti5t. Which remind5 me—Tell me, human, do you like puppet5?

-Koezel pulls out a Lil Cal doll.-
Thi5 one i5 my favorite, it i5 a replica of the one our Mirthful Leader grew up with. They 5ay the original had a role in the founding of our religion, but who know5? That i5 ju5t hear5ay.

 

[Very much intoxicating, yes, that's the point] [Quietly awwwws at the two of them, only a tiny touch jealous, they're just adorable together look at that]

 

I didn't say tha--

[Afterglow ==> Abruptly remember you're in public.

He can't detangle himself without disturbing Wires, but if looks could kill...]

 

What would 5eem to be the matter, 5tranger? I 5incerely hope that I am not getting on your nerve5. :o)

 

[the Dave Defense Squad is here! (it's karkat. it's just karkat). dave is still around but he's pretty noped out]

WOW, DO YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD TO BE THAT MUCH OF A SORE ON THE BULGE OF TROLLKIND, OR IS IT JUST NATURAL?

STEP THE FUCK OFF YESTERDAY OR I'LL SHOW YOU WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE THE PUPPET. (SPOILER: IT'S SO FAR UP YOUR WASTECHUTE YOU'LL BE SPITTING PLUSH FOR THE NEXT PERIGEE).

"BUT KARKAT! IT'S JUST SO HARD NOT BEING A COMPLETE SADIST!" I KNOW, I KNOW. BUT I BELIEVE IN YOU.

 

[Giggles a little and grins back at Updraft--]

[--only to realize someone's throwing a tantrum.] Stop that, Updraft is a perfectly nice 'Con, he's a medic and everything.

 

The pitchflirting is sort oph having the opposite ephphect actually.

 

[He hides a grin behind his cube and tries not to look too amused but nope, he is, his wings are shaking with suppressed laughter but at least he's trying?]

 

Wow, he really did not like the puppet.

Oh, but now I get to have fun with a mutant. Thi5 day ju5t get5 better and better. It i5 certainly not every day that a mutant talk5 black to me. But plea5e do continue, tell me more about ju5t how far up my wa5techute you are going to "5HOVE" my puppet. I a55ure you, I am every bit a5 much a ma5ochi5t a5 I am a 5adi5t. :o)

*Koezel pouts exaggeratedly at Fedina*

 

What's wrong with being a 'mutant,' huh? [It is hard to look intimidating while wrapped up in fussy pink matesprit conjunx, but maybe being 15 feet tall will help?]