shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Koezel hands Wiretap a purple rose.-
5enator? I am afraid that you are quite mi5taken, giant robot. I am making the per5onal deci5ion to look pa5t the fact that it i5 my job to kill him. Hi5 blood color i5 not con5idered part of the hemo5pectrum, 5o I gue55 you could call him ca5te exempt, but troll5 with blood color5 out5ide of the ca5te 5y5tem regrettably lack the right to live. Tragic, i5 it not?

 

5ound5 more like the kind of fortune Hlorri-dear 5hould have received. I would 5ay that thi5 would mean that you are lower if I thought that you cared at all about any of thi7 in the fir5t place.

 

Same troupe?
What? Nah.
I've suddenlY decided I don't know this person.

 

Hey I just read the cards, I dont tell them what to say.

 

for a second i almost thought i heard trolls being gross about karkat in here but no one would know anything about that right
yeah thought so the faint whispers of greasy douches bitching must have just been my imagination
what a relief

 

When arent clown cultists being gross about people, thats the real question.

*He rolls a set of dice.*

The dice say never.

 

and now we know the dark secrets as to why dave strider is clown racist

i dont trust those big shoes they hold untold nastiness

 

-Koezel scoffs and turns away.-

-Koezel then bows exaggeratedly.-

Well, you do know what they 5ay about tho5e who wear big 5hoe5!

 

that theyre compensating

 

They have big hoophs.

 

-Koezel tries to hide a wince.-

...Well, that too!

 

-its voice sounds like it was somehow sampled from hundreds of human voices of various ages and genders, smooshed into a single voice with an undercurrent of metal under strain, just about to tear. It's also 'staring' at Wiretap now-

Mandatory announcement protocol. I have no handler and this is not an Othernet server. Protocol is not built to handle exceptions.

 

=(] ah.......the puppetteer joins us i see?
=(] i wou7d hope he has not made anyone here into his p7aythings quite yet
=(] his method of chuck7evoodoo can be rather.......grating

 

Yeah He's prettY motherfucking annoYing if You ask Me

 

he mostly talked real big
pretended he was better at smack talk than he actually is and got mad when the big boys stopped playing in the kiddie pool with him

 

[Yes okay talking to other mechs is much nicer than getting angry at organics. Even if he's residually mad at whoever taught this guy that he needs a handler.] Ah, alright, gotcha-- error messages are usually something to pay attention to, just makin' sure. Name's Wiretap, pleasure t'meet ya.

 

"Hey, FUCK YOU," says Farrat through his teeth. "We're not in the Alternian Empire any more, Toutou."

 

"Wow, I am starting to understand why you were eligible for asylee status." Dhara shakes her head. She's watching two of her kits chase and pounce on each other, then roll around until one gets away. The third one is asleep in her lap, purring.

 

"jegus farrat d0nt p0ke crazy," Silima says, shaking her head. "and d0nt y0u g0 usin it f0r a scratchin p0st."

Is her moirail really going to start bringing his meowbeast matesprit everywhere now?

 

Dhara raises an eyebrow. "Far be it from me to pick on the disabled, but are you sure that person is not just an asshole?"