shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Excuse you that's my job. We must now fight for dominance, clearly.

 

Thank you! -he accepts the seeds, inspecting them carefully first before nibbling on one- Say, is it not hot under that mask? Especially with a gaslight inside. Or do you use a candle?

 

-she kisses him on the cheek- Also to correct those who believe you need to do contrary to your nature.

 

I MEAN, JUST GIVEN THE SIZE DISPARITY, YOU COULD DROWN ME IN YOUR EQUIVALENT OF DIGESTIVE FLUID IN ONE FELL SWOOP. NOT REALLY MUCH OF A FIGHT, BUT I'M READY TO BE SWEPT AWAY ON A TIDAL WAVE OF ACID.

FREE AT LAST.

 

=(] their 7ives exist to serve the empire
=(] and so must mine.......if i wou7d 7ike to have any hope of proving my faith and fina77y being noticed

-Hlorri hisses clutching her head-
=[) HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
=[) IT LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A LIIIIIIAR IN OUR MIDST, FOLKS!
=[) AFTER ALL, EVERY GOOD HIGH6LOOD KNOWS THAT THE EMPRESS IS UN6EATA6LE 6Y EVERYONE SHORT OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS THEMSELVES
=[) IT WOULDN'T 6E A FUNNY JOKE AT AAAAAALL FOR A HERETIC MUTANT TO SUGGEST HE AND HIS HUMAN FRIENDS SUCCESSFULLY SLEW HER, NOW WOULD IT?

 

Fukkin-- It's too thin, doesn't even have wifi. Try to hack it, it's legit just lights and a mask.

Nah, no prob lil dude. It's not, it doesn't have flame... Uses electricity? Like lightning I guess, harnessed though. It can get a little hot when I'm up on stage tho

 

[karkat looks a little sad]

NO ONE'S INFALLIBLE, NOT EVEN HER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE ME, THAT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING THE TRUTH. I'M NOT GOING TO BEND OVER BACKWARDS TO PROVE THAT THEY KILLED HER. I WAS NEVER THAT FLEXIBLE!

ACTUALLY, HEY! THERE'S A NUGGET OF MISINFORMATION FOR YOU TO CLING TO. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO TAKE HER OUT, KANAYA WAS THE TOKEN TROLL REPRESENTATION ON THAT FRONT.

 

Ah yes, my queen is here to rescue me and defend my honor.
[He kisses her on the lips, just briefly, because he's a sap secretly.]

Psssssst half processed fuel isn't even acidic, just radioactive as frag.

[He does hack it to display rude messages in neocybex. Because he's a little shit. At least defalt doesn't have tod deal with him making it overheat to painful levels! Small mercies.]

 

Would you prefer I wasn't? -she's probably joking, as she returns the little kiss-

 

Did you change the display? I mean u can see it's fukkin simple in there. I'm not taking it off to look cause nah. Fuk dat

 

Oh! I think I´ve read about some experiments to that effect! Have you perfected the technology then?

 

I-- we, he's-- [it's rude to out people's alts, but surely Updraft can see Wires and Scanner have similar kibble?] Mostly? Yes, I'll be fine, I'm just--

[Nope, there's the kicked-puppy sound again.] Loyalty coding? They're still using primusdamn fragging loyalty coding? I know the Bots got just as bad-- but-- [His voice has been steadily getting higher; he may or may not be sparking just a little.]

 

Not me, other smarter folks. I just put this together with the stuff they made.

 

Farrat's jaw drops briefly. "Apologies. I was not seriously making any kind of pass at you, I was attempting--and failing--to add a bit of levity to the discussion." He sighs. "I'm sorry about that. And yes, of course, not resisting is a valid choice, and if that's really what you want to do, then do it. But I do--and will continue to--refuse to treat another sapient like a tool. That's just not a habit I want to acquire."

Loyalty coding isn't something he wants to think about. At least not right now.

 

Impressive! Oh...I´ve forgotten to introduce mself. My name is Lysander.

 

Never. Not that it's my place to tell you what to do.

Just to tell people how much you love everyone. Yknow. Simple things.

Aw frag me. No it's not standard practice fragging-... They stuck a lot more jetfuel in my coding because I have active offensive abilities and like no dial on the passive listening so they really didn't want me getting ~corrupted by enemy propaganda~ or going rogue. May a sharp piece of rusty slag be permanently installed up your aft Prowl-loving lackey-
I got off track. Bottom line is it's just my brain that's a permanent screaching smelting pit so frag off. I can deal with it.
[He looks distinctly uncomfortable.]

[He makes another rude gesture and mutters something very insulting into Throttle's shoulder where he has decided to hide his face because NOPE! HE DOESN'T WANT TO PRETEND TO BE SENSIBLE ANYMORE! BYE!]

 

[Well yes, but similar frame types don't necessarily mean that people have a close relations. There's plenty of jets with similar kibble and they can fight like nobody's business]

[His wings - and hand - twitch because Wiretap is upset now, and well even if he's not a cassette, his coding is willing to take anything he'll give it, and 'upset mech' to focus on what... a lot.] Are you... [No, Wires is obviously not ok, that's a stupid question to ask, so he resets his voice and tries again with a somewhat more sensible question] Is there anything you need that I could help you with?

 

-she hums- It is usually preferable when you do what I say.

 

[He nods, reliefed. Yesgood. Throttle is safe, she'll tell him what to do to make things stop being terrible.]

 

Everyone calls me Defalt

Uh huh. *Pulls his phone out, repairs the screen quickly then puts his phone away*