shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

jesus
is there a single person in this entire god damn place without some kind of gnarly trauma looming behind them like an incredibly fucked up shadow

 

Oh no, they just uploaded what we needed to know, i've uh... never been in school.

Skydrop!

 

I'm pretty okay! Obrizon is a very nice place with beautiful landscapes you should come visit :)

 

Yes, but as mentioned, stranded on organic 'where even is this planet' for the majority of the war

[He lets Half Life go again. See, he can do that, that hug was just a.... temporary lapse in judgement, it's cool it's all good]

Hello Sawbones [His wings slump down. Everything is terrible right now like crimped lines all over his body]

 

i don't know what you're talking about, cuz i'm fine

 

-he trots over, a sort of affectionately tolerant expression on his face, and presents himself for inspection-

What, we did. -his posture is muted-defensive, wings spread and downwards-

Sounds nice. But scavengin's prob'ly more excitin'.

 

[Twitches but does not try to grab Half Life again. Smol medic has a patient and all that, also Updraft actually knows that just grabbing people and hugging them is rude at the very least and he really shouldn't. Really really shouldn't.] You're doing exceptional work regardless.

Dunno, being alone for that long wasn't great for me. [Understatement of the century, he knows his coding is a mess, as evidence but the hugging just earlier.] But I suppose that at least nobody tried to shoot me.

 

You doin alright?

 

[Half Life slides off of Updraft's lap but stays relatively close, fussing at Skydrop with frankly adorable amounts of bossiness from someone so tiny.]
We aren't supposed to just say that, what if t-the DJD hear. What if there's Autobots here?
[He pets Skydrop's face affectionately, only a little clingy.]
It's a little t-too exciting sometimes in my opinion.

 

Aw, you don't have to flatter me...
[He gives a flustered, embarrassed smile]

 

All alone? At least I got my crew. -gives Half Life an affectionate noogie- Sorry, dude. You're lucky about the shootin', though, seems t'find us on the regular even though we left.

The DJD can eat my fancy blue aft. -defensiveness becomes more obvious; he's playing bravado- I'll frag 'em up.

 

no idea what that is but cool hook me up
i need me a summer home location
chilling on the beach tryna get a tan but instead i just look like lobster cosplay
hot

speaking of summer homes i hear the weather at da nile is pretty sweet this time of year
nah idk shit about you dude but i gotta say youre throwing off some intense doth protest too much vibes

 

[Half Life ducks his head, fussily pettign the flyer more.]
I'd rather you d-didn't even have to. I worry, y'know...
[His optics keep flitting back to Updraft, flinching a little because oh no the bigger mech is in pain, oh no what do, how help, ahhh.... Eventually he just approaches him slowly again, patting his hand gently.]
Y-you alright?

 

...How honest an answer do you want for that? [Obviously, he's not alright, his wings are down and folded up,

[Aww, darlings. He's not jealous, he's not.] I think technically the war is over so the 'Bots shouldn't be shooting you. [But if anyone tries, wow he sure feels ready to get defensive over them. Whelp.] And it's not flattery. You're keeping your crew alive with... a minimal amount of training, that takes a lot out of someone. [Luck, in part but honestly sometimes luck is all you have]

Yeah, sole survivor of my ship [Oh hey look his wings can go even lower! Maximum unhappiness wing sign achieved] I didn't miss the shooting, really. At all.

 

Ah It's... complicated. I am getting there. Nothing a medic can help with, I am afraid [He knows the 'go help' reflex, it's cool.]

 

-noogie the medic more- I know y'do. 'Swhy y'keep us all alive so good.

-Skydrop's wings drop in mimicry, although they don't appear to have the flexibility of a proper flier's wings- ...'Msorry. Dude. That's gotta suck a lot. -rubs his face, uncertain what else to say or do- 'd offer t'fly with y', but 'mjust a drone. No jet engines or nothin'.

 

Is it somethin that needs fixin with medical intervention, or something that can be fixed with a cube a engex.

 

[Focal summons a datapad with some very beautiful landscape shots. It's really pretty much perfect. Even the mechanoids are perfect. Eerily so. No one should smmile this brightly]
Please do come visit us, we have plenty organic accomodations :)

 

I am not that fast, my frame type is meant for transport [See also: a big plane.] Flying would be nice regardless [Honestly he's not been flying with someone else in a long time, he's missed it]

I think a cube of engex would work at least work as an anesthetic. [Which, admittedly, he knows wouldn't be the smart thing to do about this, but it's not like there are any better options around currently, aside from 'indiscriminately hug everyone around you' which really only works as a short term solution, too]

 

[More fussy comfort pets.]
I-it's really nothing special, I'm a medic, it's what I do, if I couldn't keep them healthy I'd be completely useless-
And um... no offense but I don't really uh- trust them not to shoot anyway. Autobots are kind of cruel and evil :c

[He goe sup on tip-toes and kisses Skydrop on the cheek.] E-even if you don't race just flying together is probably fun? A-and um... since you can't fly for a while yet i-in real life...
[He droops, a little guilty and bites his lip.]