shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Hipster weaboo. Worst of both worlds. I bet you only like subs, no dubs, or whatever it is you hentai loving kids fight over these days.

Oh sure, if you're disposing of it with a magical bag it only makes sense to cut it up first, right? Bit awkward if you're on a time limit though. Still, it's an option.

 

Someone say hentai? [Look, a distraction! Let's stop talking about depressing slag. For the... third time in a row. Shhh.]

 

soft pass i dont think the worlds ready to handle tipsy dave
its an experience
sides ive gotta finish my beetus mug first
i can feel my arterial walls thickening with every sip
delicious

jesus fucking christ on a stick
you guys take medical horror to a whole new level huh
aliens and their fucked up surgical procedures volume two: you thought helmsman tech was bad? try this

 

I only ever watch Urotsukidōji Legend of the Overfiend over and over again in a dark room, it's like sampling a fine wine.

Do giant robots have hentai?

 

Do I want to know what "helmsman tech" is? But yes, the Institute made... something of an art of turning perfectly innocuous practices into horrors. Like nearly everything else under that government, really. Thus the minicon's "dystopia" comment, if I heard that bit of conversation correctly.

 

You know what? I'm going to direct you to my associate here.

Hipster.

 

I'd do the eyebrows thing but I don't have those.

 

Giant robots on deep-space missions get bored and talk to alien satellites to steal anything that vaguely looks like new stimulus :P

 

That's fair. It's also what I did as a kid.

*Waves his hands in the air to make a giant display of glowing letters that say 'THAT'S THE JOKE'*

 

AH, YES, CODE FOR "DAVE IS A TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT WHO SOMEHOW GETS EVEN MORE INCOMPREHENSIBLE THE MORE DRINKS YOU CRAM BETWEEN HIS EVER-FLAPPING LIPS. EVERY TIME YOU THINK HE'S REACHED PEAK NONSENSE, LO, HE UNVEILS SOMETHING LIKE TRYING TO PRONOUNCE "DEFENESTRATION" WITH A SLUR THICKER THAN REFINED SUGAR BYPRODUCT

 

I´m glad you got something right then.
-popcorn gifs at Marcus and Jordis aemulic peacocking-

 

You said it, not me.

 

-snif the loud- Mi?

 

You're like... A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a giant asshole. You are both utterly terrifying and unpredictable. I'm impressed.

 

no one wants to know what helmsman tech is
its a pandoras box of horrible horrible ways to meld flesh with technology
you can ask one of the trolls
theyre grey and got big orange horns on their heads
but i promise you dont want to know

says mr one daiquiri and i start crying
i got your number bitch
anyway get over here ive got a cat pile going and i need you to complete the collection

 

I mean hey if I gotta hear it I may as well get entertainment out of it right?

[Is also popcorn.giffing over the baby spades.]

 

I've got a zombie problem. I'm always on a time limit.

It's cool, don't worry. Just thought I'd offer since I remember you like apple juice, and cider's pretty much apple juice with alcohol. I haven't tried applejack yet though, I only read about how to make it and got the first batch finished. So it's a Mystery.

-gigglesnerk- Nah man that sounds like fun. What about you? -offers one of the bottles of mezcal. The worm is visible at the bottom of the bottle- Para todo mal, mezcal, y para todo bien, también.

-EVEN LESS SUBTLE GIGGLESNERK-

 

Actually, organic-mechanoid integration sounds rather interesting, if completely out of my own field of research, but if you're sure...

 

That's cute. You're cute. Like a puppy in glasses, but one of those Youtube puppies that's super famous for no reason and everyone starts to hate it after a while. That's you.

Well that's annoying. What's the point of killing things if they're just going to get back up and keep walking?

Bad for business, too.

 

To be honest mine was more "I was a teenager that was too nerdy for girls and didn't realize he could ask guys out"

You know that's a fair descriptor of me! Then the puppy gets sent to the pound for no reason, has to do puppy community service, gets out and becomes a badass dog that saves people and hacks into cTOS and... This metaphor got away from me.

Also did you know I've been attacked by dogs? It's insensitive to bring them up around me.