shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

depends
yes i come back if im stabbed but only if i didn't deserve it and it wasnt for a good cause

 

Hey, I heard that!

Not at all. I'm the sanest person in my friend group!

 

What friend group? The one you got kicked out of for being a manipulative abuser?

 

Oh.

-She thinks.-

I'd rank that demi-godly.

 

It was just a bad breakup. That's all, dude! If anything, Arin was the manipulative one, and though I tried to be a nice guy and look past her flaws, I'm afraid I just couldn't keep up with it.

 

You're full of shit.

 

No, man, you're definitely full of shit.

 

[dave moves further away. nope lol]

[with amusement:] rude i died for that title

 

I could kill you painlessly, if you'd like to demonstrate. My titles are sometimes misleading: 'unkind death' only refers to the sudden stop, the loss of life at another's hands. Plenty of painful diseases fall under my sister's domain of "kind death" when they're much more drawn out and awful.

-she's somehow speaking without a tongue and with a mouthful of pearls-

 

...this entire quote is basically a textbook example of darvo...

 

It's more impressive when you don't die for titles.

-She grins.-

I'm Wuya.

 

5he would not be Hlorri if 5he were able to accept information that contradict5 her worldview. But I am awfully curiou5 now, you 5ay that one of your friend5 along with a few human5 managed to take down Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion? That 5ound5 like a very intriguing tale, I mu5t 5ay.

 

that is one hell of an offer
depends on how bad people are clamoring for a demonstration but i mean
thats a lot of effort for a potentially traumatic party trick
also would it be like
visible wounds
or would i just thunk over long enough to check my pulse and prove ive gone the way of the doornail

i think its most impressive when you come back
hi im dave

 

Hey, where are you going? I didn't say anything wrong!

 

Does it count when people come back as annoying spirits who correct your form every time you're trying to concentrate?

 

NO. I'M VETOING! TAKE THAT OFFER AND CRAM IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, AND MAYBE SWALLOW THE MOUTHFUL OF SEADWELLER NONSENSE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK THEM, I WASN'T THERE. DAVE'S LITTERMATE ROSE AND THEIR MOM ROXY, ALONG WITH JOHN AND MY FRIEND KANAYA FOUGHT HER. SHE FUCKED UP. ROXY INTRODUCED HER TO THE BUSINESS END OF HER SWORD. THE END!

 

I will mo5t certainly have to a5k them to regale me with the tale 5hould any of them ever 5top in here. It 5ound5 like a very entertaining 5tory, and no doubt u5eful to my intere5t5 if what you 5ay is true.
-Koezel pricks one of his fingers with a rose, and admires his blood as it drips down his hand.-

 

I could do visible wounds.

-she switches back to 'rows of translucent needle-like teeth which... honestly isn't any less seadweller nonsense-

-to Dave- Your boyfriend isn't any fun. I was just offering an alternative to stabs.

 

ngl visible wounds kind of defeats why i was interested in the first place
which is not spewing blood all over people for the sake of provin a point
ive died before i care less about it hurting than i do about traumatizing the inhabitants of the rave

but [he makes a whip cracking noise] you heard the man
killjoy though he may be id rather not lose favor with my main bro you know how it is

wait did you say boyfriend cause thats kind of assuming some stuff we didnt say isnt it im pretty sure thats a cultural no no

[he might still be expressionless, but his face is bright pink. dave is very good at this. much suave. very subtle. so secret. wow.]

 

-Wuya looks between Dave and the Lady before sighing and then waving her hand, causing a hedge of greenery to rise in between the two.-

Are you alright?