shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Well maybe I don´t give a congealed glitchfrag about that, maybe I just don't want to be watched. Have you though about that, spikeface?

 

Uh-huh. You're really convincing me here.

 

is it insecurity when I embrace dat shit and just wear a sick af mask on my face? naw. I know what I got, I jus don't want people askin cause shit's annoying.

"Oh defalt I thought u were sooo handsome but you're not what's that about?" IDK ask gravity.

 

We're always watching sweetspark. Always. [Where did he come from? Who knows, but he's lounging around, only a couple feet taller than most humans.]

 

-headtilt-

-she's wearing a godawful bird half-mask. It's gold and silver-looking metals, and gems that absorb the light rather than shining-

-she's just fucking with him, but she is wondering about his reaction-

 

Yeah, it's still insecurity. Security is embracing it without the mask and just ignoring the annoying questions. Or doing... whatever it is you do with people who annoy you. I'm recalling fixer contracts, but somehow I feel like you get a bit more personal, don't you?

What, got a party to go to?

 

-growling and hissing. The vent does not make this any less angry sounding.- Well you can stick your fragging optics back in before I claw then to scrap!

 

Ohho! Hey-hey you know who I am *finger guns* Sure jan, I guess it can be insecurity. It's also a brand thing, not that I think it matters not sure. Am I dead? Who fukkin knows! Wahoo throw a FUCKING PARTY RIGHT?

Yeh, fukkin tried to gas Ray Kenny after making him run a gauntlet to see if he deserved to even die knowing how many people he'd hurt w/ his lil stunt. Fuk dat guy in particular. Shoulda jumped for the higher priced Fixers me thinks.

 

My love, my darling, my only, you can rip my optic, singular, off all you want, I can still s e e y o u.

<3

 

You get what you pay for. If you pay shit, you get shit. Heard your latest album never came and you went missing, very mysterious, but after a big batch of contracts like that, everyone in the know figured you for dead. Glad to know I was right. Mike owes me 4k for that one, stupid fucker.

 

WHAT, JUST DIAL HIM UP, WHISPER THE SECRETS OF TROLL REPRODUCTION INTO THE LINE, AND END THE CALL? I THINK THAT'S LESS A JOKE AND MORE LIKE ME WALKING UP TO JOHN AND SAYING, IN MY SWEETEST VOICE, "PENIS" BEFORE ABSCONDING.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU OR CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY? IT'S A PRETTY SOLID REBUTTAL I THINK! I WOULDN'T BUY THE SHIT YOU PUKED UP IF IT WAS THE ONLY THING AT THE STORE, *AND* THERE WAS A HALF OFF DISCOUNT. MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WATCHED, MAYBE YOU WANT TO FOLLOW PEOPLE AROUND AND EAVESDROP ON PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS. MAYBE.............BOTH????? GOSH WHAT A RADICAL CONCEPT, TOO BAD MY TINY ORGANIC PAN COULDN'T CONCEIVE OF SOMETHING AS COMPLEX AS THAT. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SIT HERE AND WONDER WHAT OTHER MOTIVATIONS YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY HAVE UNTIL I START TO DECOMPOSE WHERE I STAND

 

I woulda gotten away w/ it too if it weren't for the other old man letting ray hack the vents. does it make u feel big to kno that I was dead? U want an award? Not gonna get one, not from meeeee cause I'm D. E. D. DED.

 

No, see, it'll be great because he can't trace my call but he knows it's me, so he'll just turn up three months down the line and ask me what the fuck a shameglobe is. And I'll tell him to use his big boy brain and he'll get all fucking pissy about me 'making him drive out here' and 'he wasted so much time on this' and in the end, the only person he has to blame is himself.

Then he'll do the quiet angry thing. Fuck, I love the quiet angry thing. What a dick.

Are you punning at me? 7 out of 10. Good comedy appeal, with the shitsters in DedSec, but falls kind of flat because of the repetition. Point docked for the Scooby Doo reference at the front end, actually, so make that a 6 out of 10.

You can do better.

 

Well then watch THIS! -several very rude gestures are being made, not the normal people can see-

Frag you, frag that you think I even give a rusty slag about you inane babble, and frag the scraplet infested hole in the aft of the universes rusted pit that you crawled out of. I don´t like you, you don´t like me, and I´m in this vent and there´s nothing you can do about it, you glitchy battery licker.

 

it's called memeing, god dad get with the times

 

It's so beautiful, thank you. My spark is whole again.

 

No, I wear this when I'm not wearing the helmet. -said helmet appears on a table next to her. It used to be monster-shaped, but the monster bits were roughly hacked off and the silver/gold bird motif added on. The additions are solid, good work, but the hacked off monster parts have been left rough. Much symbolism.-

 

You are cordially invited to lick my exhaust pipe clean.

 

Oh, sorry. Is this where I post... what is it, ceiling cat? Or is it grumpy cat? One of the cats, with a pithy phrase about kids, lawns, et cetera. Just picture it for me. There we go.

 

*Handwaves*



there u go, found u.