shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

i think the nepetas all have the same trolltag if that helps

although with infinite timelines that would get pretty confusing! im a time player and even i get a bit lost sometimes, i cant imagine how confusing it must be for others 0_0

either way ill make sure they get those pics! id love to see them too if you have them on hand :)

and the purple cats name is amethyst, shes not actually a cat most of the time but ive seen her around a fair bit!

#shes fun but kind of weird

 

At least the aliens make sense now.

Well, not make sense but your presence is less baffling.

 

*Aradia enthusiastically returns the bunp, grinning broadly.*

its great to see you dave! what have you been up to lately

 

yeah shit this time stuff is wonky
i dont know how you keep up the cheer having seen all these doomed timelines as long as you have. ur kinda my hero
but shit yes you gotta see this look at these little assholes
[she pulls out her phone and shows Aradia several choice pictures, and a few less-than-choice pictures, of the cats, which are happily exploring their new safe world that both of them helped create]

amethyst huh like the gem? :o maybe thats why shes wearing an amethyst neckalce? dang thatd make sense. she must really love her name. whatever floats ur boat. she seems like she knows how 2 party

 

is it more or less baffling that im biffles with trolls
maybe were just a metaphor for the gods welcoming you into the afterlife
not really that metaphorical though considering
me n radia make sense for that at least given our whole schtick
tick tock bitch times up

[dave is smiling a little]

been ages yo we gots to remedy that sometime not in dreamland girl
ive been up to the usual shit you know how it goes
making fresh jams governing the hell outta this part of the planet escaping throngs of lusty fans
whatve you been doing out in the abyss

 

HUMAN MA--YEAH, SURE, WHY NOT. I'VE STUDIED THEM EXTENSIVELY FOR SWEEPS NOW, GIVE ME MY FUCKING DOCTORATE. YES IT'S A THING THEIR WIGGLERS DO, BUT WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED TROLLS ARE SUPERIOR IN PRETTY MUCH EVERY WAY.

 

and yet you associate with so many of us
how magnanimous mr karkat

 

its nt a necklace itsmy gem

which is like

actualy me? my body is just light or w/e

but ye i know hoew 2 party B) im the cooelst gem tbh like just ask anyone?

 

I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING PINK AND DISGUSTING.

 

thats pretty great! you look like youre having fun :D

and um if its okay to ask...are you and karkat in a quadrant or something? ive kind of gotten that impression but i dont want to just assume!

ive been taking good care of the dreambubbles and meeting lots of new people! and other versions of old people i guess

theres so much out here its wonderful :)

 

:O what does that MEAN?????? ngl about 3 words in there made sense. ur made of light?????????
actually u know what, fuck it, ive probably seen weirder shit.
nice 2 meet u home slice, im basically god but u can call me roxy ;)
u seem like the type to know, wheres a girl gotta go to get crunk around here?

 

D8 7H475 S1CKL 1N TH3 W0R56 W4Y
DUD3 0K C4N 1 FUCK1N6 L3V3L W YUO
WHY D0 U SP3ND S0 MUCH T1M3 W TH3M

Spoiler

D: that's sick in the worst way
dude ok can i fucking level with you?
why do you spend so much time with them?

 

im an alein p much

earthling but like still an alien? idk man

but yeah gems r rocks with light bodies

n im a gem

anyway re: getting crunk taht depends on what ur lookin 4 exactly

lol jk pick ur poison ive prolly got some in my room

 

BECAUSE FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU IS WHY.

ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS DIED AND I DIDN'T, WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU DO, FUCKWAGON?

 

:(

i can hook you up with their contact info if youd like

 

Another human in pajama5? Ohoho, it would 5eem we have yet another intere5ting character in our mid5t. Tell me, human girl, could you by any chance be one of the one5 the loudmouthed mutant 5poke of 5uppo5edly 5lew Her Imperiou5 Conde5cen5ion? Either Ro5e or Roxy, I believe he 5aid?

 

-Equius walks into the rave, notices Aradia, and hastily starts to retreat from the rave.-

 

The clown is definitely a nightmare though.

 

[oh no, he's impersonating a tomato again]

dammit
no we are not in a quadrant
i should know better than to hit up someone whos probably as gossip starved as you

 

are you involved in like...a human way, then? its pretty obvious that something is going on there!