shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-cackling-

 

[mituna, having eavesdropped a bit (not on purpose, just ambiently), looks between dave and aradia and karkat, and then back again, from behind his glasses. there's something going on with these two, he's sure. but he can't figure it out. what the fuck. what the fuck is going on. goddamnit. it's so close but it's just. gone. and then he sees a constellation that kind of looks like a dick, and he's completely distracted by it]
[he points at it ineffectively]
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holy shit are you guys seeing this

 

-Koezel bats his eyelashes in response.-

 

NO THANKS, MEGIDO. FRANKLY, HITTING UP GHOSTS IS JUST WEIRD AND DEPRESSING. IT MAKES ME WANT TO RIP OUT MY ENTRAILS TO MAKE A NOOSE; THERE GOES KARKAT, JOINED HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE TALKING TO THEM FROM BEYOND THE BEYOND GAVE HIM A FUCKING COMPLEX

 

...*stifled giggling*

 

holy ufck that consteliation looks like a dick

 

-Anmula stares tiredly back. Clowns are standard nightmare fare. She's waiting for him to sprout mantis claws and set things back on track-

 

dang thats cool as hell! i should hook you up with my girl callie, you two could swap weird alien shit together. or maybe thats not as fun for you as it would be for me. pls let me be a fly on the wall and listen to ur weird alien stories
shes a snake alien demigod angel thing? u might like each other
N E WAYS
hell yeah whatever u got that aint drinkable and also isnt too hard
ok basically i just wanna dance and do u have a cigarette cuz ive never smoked one but they seem fun

 

-whoops you summoned the walking chimney- Well that's a silly reason to start.

 

GASP! And here I thought my sneeple theory had been disproven!

 

*Yawn* You look like you haven't 5een a recuperacoon in week5. If you keep 5taring at me like thi5 then the tired will rub off on me, and then I really will be haunting your dream5.

 

2-3 hours a day.

 

-cautiously pets Anmula's hair in the most transparently pale gesture of affection-

 

oh god damn it!

its just gonna be like this all the time until you fucking people get an answer isnt it
rubbing it in that you all know i swear to fuck
not you aradia ok a little bit you but mostly the peanut gallery
YES me and karkat are dating alright i touch his stupid butt and he likes it and we gaze tenderly into each others eyes while watching brokeback mountain and crying on each other
its incredibly fucking gay and its great!
FUCK

 

Yike5. And here I thought the 5ubjugglator5 did not give me enough time for my beauty 5leep. Get 5ome 5leep, girl. You do not 5eem the type for pitch fling5, 5o there i5 really no point in annoying me with all thi5 5taring. You have got your friend there 5eeing diamond5. Quit bothering the 5cary clown.

 

Ah, lump5quirt. Now I have mi55ed out on 5ome perfectly good 5chadenfreude. I feel dejected now.

 

-one tentacle pats him on the head all 'there there' but the rest of her is laughing her cephalopodian ass off, arms wrapped around her sides. The sound is... a little horrifying. ((Inspiration: this but laughing))-

 

I'm waiting for the horrible transformation scene.

-wait. Diamonds?

 

-INNOCENT FACE NO HAIR PETTINGS HERE NOPENOPENOPE-

 

holy shit thats so cute chile
good for u 2!!!! shit that's so fucking cute
shit u 'n me 'n callie 'n shouty should go on a double date sometime! we can watch the l word or whatever lesbians do (jk lets not, we can do literally nething else)
double date is go y/y? srs tell me everything pls how did u meet and all the juicy deets (not too juicy tho u know what im sayin. u can leave out the parts about touchin butts and tender gazes) (just the right amount of juice)