shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Primus listens quietly through this, nodding every so often; his wings, which probably nobody is going to notice are a different type of wings than earlier, droop considerably more when the sparklings are brought up-
Thirteen. I left it to the Thirteen. All right. Do you want me to stop playing with the sparklings?

 

[Urgh. URRGH] Yes because clearly your freshly created were a good choice to leave in charge without supervision? [He sighs] No, they will be sad if you stop playing with them [And let's be clear here, the sparklings being happy does rate considerably higher on Updraft's personal list of Important Matters than Primus being happy and he's not sorry for that. If you neglect your children for that long you don't have any grounds to stand on to demand their attention anymore]

 

-Primus brightens- Good! I like playing with the sparklings. And it would be hard to explain to my own that I can't be their caer or sire any more. -pause- My freshly created had already been through a few million years of war. I should have guessed they would not respond well to peace. -he sounds genuinely remorseful, which he is. There's a pause-
What do you want me to do, then? People always tell me how I ruined everything, and I know I did, but they never tell me what they want me to do about it. But if I suggest going back to my basement, they get cross. (๑′°︿°๑)

 

[He rubs his temples. He's had conversations with sparklings that were less frustrating than this] No, no, going back to the Well wouldn't help anyone. Perhaps the next time someone claims divine right for some nonsense you can take a rolled up newspaper and boop them in the nose, something like that? Instead of just letting them get away with it until the entire system implodes.

 

-brightens- That's fun! They always look so horrified. (*＾v＾*)

 

[Wings up in slight alarm] I... good? They should look horrified if they were planning to declare half the population worthless or some such?

 

-catches the alarm- I don't hurt them! People just don't expect me to show up!

 

[Yeah I wonder why that is, huh.] I suppose that would be quite shocking for them then, yes. Now if you don't mind I will be back to minding the twins.

 

-Primus makes a gesture, and the barrier around them drops-
Have fun. ( •⌄• ू )✧

 

[Updraft does to find the sparklings again and cuddle them some more. It's good for the spark, snuggling the little ones]

 

-the ventcat watches Primus suspiciously, because he watches everyone suspiciously-

 

Disgusting, Youre Absolutely Disgusting. Eat The Fins And Your Bulge.

 

-waves, on general principles-

 

Who the frag are you? -ventcat doesn´t sound very angry, by his standards.-

 

so many robutts

 

Primus! Nice to meet you! (◍•ᴗ•◍)

 

There really are aren´t there? Marvelous engineering.

 

Thank you! ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

 

Dunno if engineering has much 2 do w/ it. it'd be sweet af if they were jus born that way. Like, dude how cool? I wanna be a robutt

 

You´re slagging me. Aren´t you supposed to be bigger? An off doing godly things?