shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'm Laeto! What are reptile and amphibian? Birds are pretty!

 

That is a mammal, sweetspark. [He turns to Lysander, offering his hand somewhat gingerly to greet him. He can't move terribly much without dislodging either smoljet from him, so he doesn't] Pleased to meet you, Lysander.

 

Well a reptile would be a snake for example. They are cold and lay eggs and have scales. And frogs are amphibians they are also cold and like to live in water.y paw

-he shakes the hand with a tiny paw-

 

[he offers Lysander his hand to stand on, it case he doesn't want to crane his head back to talk all the time, even if that means that Aralia now has to be without pettins. The little one is asleep anyways] Pleasure to meet you.

 

aren't reptiles actually birds or something

 

[Nodnods.]

But birds have feathers, not scales...?

 

-Lysander does-

Indeed, as the little one said. Birds are rather a class of their own.

 

They are actually related, if I recall correctly, birds are descendant from a specific kind of reptile. [He scritches the back of Laeto's neck] Baby birds don't have feathers when they're... I think they're hatched, not born as such [Hey, organic biology is hard, there is a lot of very intriguing variation there]

 

Birds hatch!! Caer has video!!! [Excite birb! Tiniest wing-flutters against Ups' fingers.]

 

Oh right he does, doesn't he? Of the small fluffy ones, what are they called again, chickens? [So tiny and fluffy. He takes care to move his hand slowly as to not to dent the wings in any fashion as he moves back to petting Leato's helm]

 

Chickens! And sparrows! And the k't-- ketta-- ketari--the shiny purple ones he likes? From that planet with the flower people? [Laeto tilts his head into the petting a little, but is mostly content to sit and ramble.]

 

Wow Why Should I Care About Your Languages Again Its Not Like Were Currently Talking About Your Precious Pennarine Customs. And As For The Pity Thing Wow Its Kind Of Fucking Embarrassing That You Guys Are So Stupid About Your Tender Emotions. Pity As In "Holy Shit Dude How Can You Live Being Like This Its Stupid In A Cute Way, Stunning And Kind Of Compelling, I Wish To Be With You And Help You Become The Best Version Of Yourself"
Pitying Someone Doesnt Mean You Think Theyre Pathetic It Means You Can See Someones Flaws And Dont Want To Stick A Knife In Them Or Rip Their Face Of With Your Face For Letting Their Flaws Be Such Big Targets.

 

[Updraft is more than happy to let him ramble, it's adorable and also it just makes Updraft happy to see the sparklings like all, all invested in something.] Ah yes I do recall that recording. It was very cute, you are right.

 

if cheetostick isnt getting used can i take it
ill be your cheeto
ill be your stick
ill be your cheetostick

 

[She sniffs at him, offended]
No Youre Clearly Red Apple Cinnamon Swirl Pocky, Douchelord.

 

on the one hand im flattered because hot damn id eat me any day
on the other fuck i wanna be cheetostick
its my calling

 

You Can Pay Me A Hundred Caegars And Be Cheetostick 2 The Cheetoing
Or Cheetostock
I Dont Actually Give A Fuck I Have Like Negative Investment In This

 

[and now he has two hundred caegars in cartoonish money bags]

can i be cheetodick

 

No Im Vetoing That One
Pick Again.

 

dammit
pronce of your cheeto dick
king cheeto of the swamps
cheesefingers dave
cheetolick
the cheetonator
knight of artificial cheese