shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

[You ever been so tired that you woke up and realized that instead of your room, you're on a couch that's too small for your spindly legs?]

[More than that, but instead of delicious coffee, all you could smell was a lot of alcohol?]

[Her right eye - the red one - was cracked open and glanced around suspiciously at her surroundings, but she didn't seem to be bothered enough to actually get up.]

 

-hands one of the ales to Chell with her face doing a stunning impression of an emoticon: :D-

-For Ruko... looks like she found the kahlua. It's being dangled precariously between two fingers in front of her open eye-

 

[Thanks] -tries, blinks, decides this is not so bad- [Party time?]

 

[Kahlua seemed to be an appropriate enough offering, and she flailed her legs a bit as she sat up and grabbed at the bottle.]

"This all for me?"

 

Sounds like. Or... there was going to be a party somewhere else but I brought the party here? Causality ain't my bag.

Don't see why not! I've got more.

 

[She nodded as she opened the bottle, taking a swig directly from it with a bit of a half-sleepy, mumbled 'thank you'.]

[At least the placebo effect seemed to perk her up a bit as she looked around with a bit more of a scrutinizing look.]

"Am I even still in Japan?"

 

[-amused noise-] -yes she just projected the words amused noise in the air-

[Nope! No idea where but it sure isn´t japan]

 

Proooobably not, considering I'm not allowed back into Japan after what happened last time?

Don't worry! Everyone who comes here seems able to return to their universe of origin most of the time!

-with a swipe of her phone little :D emoticons- just the text, no silly smilies- start floating out from her-

 

[She looked at the words in the air before she took another swig of kahlua.]

"So I made it internationally? Huh. Would've thought that bastard've done it first."

"What did you do?"

 

I don't actually remember? I do remember making the 36 pounds of thermite- I was bored, seemed like a good idea at the time- and... something to do with birthday balloons?

Did you know mylar is flammable?

 

"That..."

[Ruko took another swig.]

"I mean, there's worse in the VIPPER sub-branch of UTAU."

 

[-giggles-]

[I think you made it interdimensionally]

 

I'd ask Lady for the deets but I think that's on the "let's never speak of this again" list. I think that was also the time J picked up a bunch of bad E so... there were a lot of bad ideas going around.

 

"Hah. That little bastard can choke on that then."

 

"Tei is the definition of Bad Idea, so I hear a lot of those. A lot of media coverups too."

[She placed the bottle down between her thighs so she could stretch, yawning as she did.]

"We haven't even done introductions, have we?"

 

-toasts them, flops on a companion cube- [He can]

 

I'm Kablooey. I hack the things and drink the booze. I also blow shit up for fun and... mostly for fun. Also to make a point, but I have fun with that too.

 

"Ruko. I'm a performer signed under UTAU. It's nice to meet you, Kablooey."

 

[I´m Chell. A human. Trying not to die]

 

"Nice to meet you too, Chell."

[It took an extra second for the second half to click.]

"Wait, die from what?"