shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I'd give you a 4/10. Maybe a 5.

 

[Wall guy. Never told me his names, but he really liked companion cubes. I mean really really liked. Has stashes all over the facility. His art´s nice.]

-she points- [You just made it again]

 

Ur rood
Nevur seen my face

 

hes at least a 7 in some circles for the yiff factor alone
dont kinkshame

 

Yeah, I did, didn't I? No offense, but...

[Jordi pours himself a glass of whiskey.]

You're right. 3/10.

2.5/10.

 

:'(

 

im vanillashaming

 

5/17.

 

That's hurtful. You're a hurtful person.

 

Ur a 100/2000000

 

Fractions that can't be properly expressed in decimals are speciesist!!!

 

im an assassin and the truth is my blade

 

[Suit yourself. I need the calories.] -she finishes her beer and and makes food appear. Like most of Chells food it look to good to be real, the colours and smells like something lifted from a description of a hogwarts feast-

 

Exaaaactly. And someone's gotta clean it up or you'll all die, but it's not like anyone else ever offers to help or anything.

 

42/76529.

You're a 2.543/10

Your blade is made of lies and slander. Poison and rumors. Terrible qualities for a blade.

Well that's not an issue for me. Usually. Clean up's still a bitch and half though.

 

implying shitty swords arent my speciality
a dangerous assumption there
liable to get you stabbed with a shard of tabloid if youre not careful

 

[Oooh, do me, I love when people apply random numbers to me!]

 

That's cruel and unusual punishment. War crimes, you know the drill.

You're a honey lavender sunset with faint rose petal rouge.

 

Thank you!!! That one can be properly expressed in binary!!!

 

Lucky you. [Despite having a solid optic band, he somehow gives off the impression of rolling his eyes.] It totally is, though, 'specially when you're not allowed to blow it all up.

Nah, that's us, not whatever you tiny fraggers are.