shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by SHITPOSTING ALPHYS, Mar 20, 2017.

  1. Kation

    Kation Vent Cat, NS

    -a paw comes out and grabs the ruststick. yay food-
     
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  2. Captain Lithima

    Captain Lithima Captain of the Beast, Seeker of the Forge, Cat 18+

    -!!??! it goes back and forth a few times, beeping excitedly-
     
  3. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    What's diplomacy and how is it going to try to kill me. [Somehow, text displayed on her visor manages to be deadpan. The utter lack of visible mobile faceparts probably helps.]
     
  4. Chell

    Chell Where´s my cake? NS

    -laughs at it-
    [Its a portal]
     
  5. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    [Awww. Updraft also summons a ruststick for himself to crunch away on]

    [He uses the dreamspace quirks to summon up a definition of 'diplomacy' for Congessi's benefit]


     
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  6. Covfefe

    Covfefe constantly negative

    -attempts to drive a truck through twitter's headquarters, despite being a made up word on an iphone screen. also despite being in Florida while twitter is based in San Francisco- YO WHATUP I GOT PERFECTLY NORMAL-SIZED HANDS! LARGE-ISH, EVEN!!!
     
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  7. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    [She in turn projects a definition on her visor, rave magic only ensuring the text doesn't become too small to see.]

     
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  8. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    Oh. I assume some sort of trauma reaction? [Eyy medic mode activated. Though, on second thought if that is the case why was anyone letting her have a ranged weapon, that sounds like a prime recipe to get more people into medbay. Also CC really has his work cut out for him on the ship.]
     
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  9. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    No. [Maybe. Even if it is she's not telling a stranger, even here.] Ask @Aurora of Vos. [Aurora promised not to tell. But Ups doesn't know that, does he?]
     
  10. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    If he is your medic or therapist he won't be allowed to tell me, at least not without your express consent. [Which is only good and proper really, and the fact that Congessi does apparently receive some sort of treatment does make his protocols quieten down bit again]
     
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  11. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Correct. Point stands: not getting anything out of me that you can't get out of him.
     
  12. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    [he looks almost pained for a moment because he wants to help, slag it] If you insist.
     
  13. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    [There is a quiet miserable little whine from where Focal has his face buried in Updraft's chestplate.]
    She shot at me, I only wanted to visit Jetski in the medbay, because we're friends! And she just shot at me. Who does that?
     
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  14. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Me. And every other Licentan with a healthy sense of self-preservation. Who just waltzes into a private recovery room and doesn't expect the boundary to be protected?
     
  15. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    [There there. Updraft keeps petting Focal's help] It is alright, that must have been very scary for you [and everyone else in the medbay, probably] It was a very stressful time for Congessi and she overreacted.

    [He summons the words to read so that he can converse with her while soothing Focal] People who didn't grow up in active warzones, I imagine. That would be the downside of a mixed faction mission.
     
  16. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    The only war I'd ever heard of before I left ended centuries before I was forged. Try again.
     
  17. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    Places that are not labeled open warzones as such can still produce a lot of the same effects and processor stresses than a war would. Traumatic experiences are not confined to actual large scale conflict.
     
  18. Congessi

    Congessi problem child

    Not trauma. Already said. [Silverburst would disapprove of the lie, but Silverburst is dead and their opinion doesn't matter.]
     
  19. Updraft

    Updraft While you fought I studied the Organics (18+)

    [Updraft is clearly not buying this but arguing is obviously not going to get him anywhere] If you say so. [Probably best to handle Focal for now, who seems a lot more shaken by the whole ordeal, which makes sense considering how young he is]
     
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  20. Focal of Horizon Island

    Focal of Horizon Island Smile for the Camera! (Counselor Decepticon) | 18+

    Someone normal?!!!! Do you not know how friends work? You can't keep him all to ourself forever! It's not like I'm hitting on him! He's cute but not that cute, I don't want him as an amica I just wanted to make sure he was alright! Because I was scared half to greying when I heard he got hurt!
    Stressful my aft!!! I'll show her stressful! Jetski was already getting treatment and she was allowed to be in the room with him, that's practically a cruise as far as this kind of stuff goes!
     
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