shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

-Primus leans in-
We got all the dicks (*≧▽≦)

 

Sir, do not emoji at me. It's awkward. You have like this dadly aura and it just... no.

 

What if it doesn't understand gender as we do? What if "girl" means as little to this creature as, mmm, "sentio metallico" does to you?

Most of us. Some prefer to modify it away.

 

DO NOT!
`_´
[Wrench this is not the hill to die on oh my god.]

EXACTLY! She doesn't want to admit that I'm RIGHT so she's buckling down on being WRONG! But we all know! WE ALL KNOW!
!_!
[He punches Marcus in the shoulder, then attempts to steal his beer.]

Even JOSH knows. He got me into her blog the last couple times. THAT SHOULD BE A CLUE.
>_<

 

Sorree! -muffles a grin behind his hands-
...I've got a dadly aura?

 

*dryly*
You're parent to quite a few children and all or our race, depending on perspective. It wouldn't be surprising.

 

I guess not?
-leans against Life Support-
...What does a dadly aura even feel like?

 

Yeah that happens for us too, a little harder to do for us I imagine.

It really should be. I like your harem.

Yeah, you remind me of my dad?

 

Your dad is a giant robot?

 

I guess that makes sense. I haven't really changed my frame much since I was forged.

 

*Deadpan* Yes.

 

HeyyyYY that's right! You haven't been sleeping much lately so I guess you haven't met these guys?
?_?
^_^

That's VAMPIRE WRENCH, he bit me once and it was terrible. THIS LOVELY LADY is Valiska and her husband Ford and they're CHILL.
^_~

Ford's gonna help me find the Shuffler! WE'RE GONNA DO A SCIENCE.
o_O
*_*
^_^

 

Humans are great. -gives him a thumbs up-

 

[To a certain tune:] Modular, we're gonna be mod-uu^uu-lar...

 

Huh... Would you get mad if I grabbed the vampire you and had him bite me or some shit? Would you get jealous? Would that be just too much?

Thanks dad.

 

That would be WEIRD but I don't... think I'd be jealous?
?_?
>_>

Maybe? Probably not?
o_o
._.

...I would totally be jealous of myself, I can't lie.
@_@

 

HA! I knew it! HA!!

*Punches his shoulder and grins* Love you man. I'm only not jealous right now because this shit's a dream, but you better believe I'd be all sad and shit. You know, like I was when Lenni sent that video to me where she burned a signed collector's edition of Siska's movies.

 

UGGGGHHH she's the WORST.
>_<

I cried over that, Marcus. I cried.
;_;

 

So did I, so did I....

*pats Wrench's shoulder*

 

-laughs-

Spoiler: nsfw?

Most of my patients for a very long while were military. I can do any sort of genital mod you can think of in recharge, practically. Soldiers are very creative.