shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I ain't that necro, bro.

 

:D

 

does kinkshaming not count as humor
what dark times have we fallen into that i cant mock people for the weird shit that turns their wank crank

 

-tilts head at Dogmeat. What the fuck kind of dog is that? What does 'German Shepherd' even mean? Where are his bones ridges?-

 

I didn't like your implication, sir!

Also considering the kinks I could be shamed for...

Spoiler: I mean hottawhat [sfw, just don't think about it too much]

 

I have been called out.

 

-'I'm watching you' gestures-

 

*sticks his tongue out at her*

 

-catches it between her index and ring finger- Don't let it hang out unless you plan to use it.

 

*smirks, or rather, just tries to*

*said with difficulty and not very clearly*

Unless I plan to use it, huh?

 

-salacious eyebrow waggling-

 

*eyebrow wags back*

*still said with difficulty*

Now let go of my tongue and let me use it.

 

-lets go-

-one should note that smile is not exactly a nice one. itsatrap.wav-

 

*attempts a kiss before he can even think about that smile*

 

-he gets the start of a kiss. Not even a bad one! Lust is definitely one of the sins she's more fond of.

But then she tries to bite his tongue off and not even in a fun pitch way, but a 100% cruel bitch way-

 

*recoils straight out of the kiss*

... what the fuck! I thought, I thought, you were flirting with me! Not... whatever the hell that shit was!

 

[The farmer covers Dogmeat's eyes. This is nothing for innocent puppy eyes.]

 

wait hang on let me put on my rose hat
maybe thats just what you thought my implication was but really rather than me leading you down the dark and kind of stinky road to necrophilia jokes
it was your own tortured psyche doing some sick flips to that conclusion
nah that was totally my implication

the trick is to shame every kink even your own

 

Oh dear boy, the horns should have tipped you off. -'dear boy' is somehow simultaneously affectionate and sarcastic as fuck- Never trust a demon with anything you don't want ruined.

Going for the necro is just low-hanging fruit. You can do better. -her drawn-on third eye winks at him-

 

[dave looks back and forth between her and norm. yikes.png]

what about hard guro because call me crazy but i get a vibe