shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

I am perfectly capable of waiting, sir. It's been... quite some time, a while more isn't going to do me any harm.

 

... I think you've lost me there...

 

And this is why you lay your contracts out beforehand! [Amalgamous sounds entirely too entertained.]

 

Yeah, which is why I wasn't actually going to even touch him, Prime. But you don't get to fucking chide me over morals, okay?

 

cool cool
paradoxes make the world go round i guess makes about as much sense as anything we did

you like having a bod to fuck with or is it more of a nuisance

 

Bill can be very sneaky fucker when he wants to be. Even if there was a contract, I don't think it would've helped.

 

Morals? When did I bring morals into anything?

 

You told me to stop railing! Well... get railed!!

 

Doesn't mean you need to wait longer than is strictly necessary! You've already done that.

-Phaedrus grimaces and shoots a slight but not as subtle as he thinks look at Voidy- It'd be easier to have a body to frag with if being a repository for so many souls didn't mean it's hard to stop them taking the opportunity-

 

Ssssstuff...? It's a surprise
[She wiggles a little gleefully, doing a saucy wink. Subtlety who?]

 

-he puts his face in his hands, at least half to muffle the grin-
I hate your surprises so much.

 

Going into a summoning blind is also bad manners. Look, lad, I'm sure that Ford boy was not intending a slight against his summon, but the fact remains that all sides in that equation are quite right in how they reacted to the situation. You of all people should know how exhausting it is to deal with mortals.

 

Spoiler: anatomy talk??

"Some species have differentiated sexual characteristics. As a result of this differentiation, there's some nebulous brain wiring as to what gender the person in question 'should' be, whether or not it matches up with said person's external characteristics." This is what you said, yes?

Cybertronians do not have differentiated sexual characteristics naturally; while modifications are certainly possible, and indeed likely in some small percentage of the population, our neurology also does not vary in any meaningful way that appears to line up with this concept of 'gender'. And yet somehow-- and please, any of the other Cybertronians around correct me if I'm mistaken-- the language has, in fact, given rise to differentiated pronouns since my death.

 

I did not. I said there would likely be no effect. Very few things have any long-term effect on the multiverse, but we do most of them anyway.

 

[His eyes are bright and interested, and he's got something like four pages of notes now. Including sketches of what might be magic circles that are his way of trying to recontextualize some of the properties of what she's saying. It's... very different from his own experiences with gods.]

So, they aren't so unlike the Tranquil after all. Though the design is different-- er, not the Design but-- well, you know what I mean. But they really can't stop at all, because of that second Design? And there's no way to contact this Creator?

That's a bit of a trail, there. At least our gods were locked away by someone we could plead with, even if the pleading did nothing. And even if they deserved to be locked away in the first place, if what I was told was true. But it sounds like you're in a rough spot there.

 

You'll like this one! Probably. I hope!
[She giggles, kissing the backs of his hands where they cover his face because she's a dork.]

 

...fine.

 

Summons bind both sides, don't they? Don't make your first move before you're sure of your last!

 

-he makes a muffled noise and pulls his hands away so he can kiss her properly, very brief, awkward and embarrassed-
...Sure I will. I hope.

 

[blinkblinkblink behind the shades]

big tinfoil jimmy cap?