shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

...sir. [When in doubt, be politely vague and let the honored guest make whatever they please of the response.]

 

-he drags a hand down his face-
...Believe me, souls are determined.

 

[She kisses back, all enthusiasm and delight.]
You're silly and you need to relaaaax~

[She droops a little.]
That last time we tried someone next door got the sparkling instead. And we weren't even that close to eachother >_>

 

I would give you a comforting pat but I don't want to risk a bad energy interaction so.

Pat pat from a distance. You'll figure something out, I'm sure.

 

-he makes a grumbly noise and leans against her- Too much to do to relax.

-grimace- That was awkward.

 

...Thank you. Uh- sorry for earlier.

 

Whatever. Quick to get mad, quick to forgive, yeah?

 

If you say so. -he gives her an awkward thumbs up. He is not good at not being either snappish or awkward-

 

So who's your caer? Wait, wait, don't tell me... it's Life Support again!

 

this is more than i ever thought i would know about steamy mech fuckin
unfortunately im not too familiar with the standard preventative measures on account of it never being a necessity
but i get the distinct impression that if you can knock up an univolved third party then the pill aint gonna do shit for that
but life aint my deal so grain of salt talking out my ass etc etc

 

[She holds his hands despite that being all kinds of tingly.]
You can take breaks from the job. We all do better work when we aren't overworked.

It's super complicated because Phae's got all that reincarnation business to worry about and it'd probably be a little less complicated if I had my brother Marchy's job buuuut I do the uh finite kinda death stuff, plus there's this whole thing where the divine parts of our parents really really shouldn't havekids together or the world will end and we're not really sure how that'd work out with a generation delay, so... it's difficult!

 

-slightly rueful smile- Dead on.

I've still got shifts in the medbay to cover-

No, believe me, Voidy's right. And you're right. Not much I can do about it, to be honest. Not keen on ending the universe, and all that...

 

...well there's a thought. Have you talked to Quintus at all, little brother? His domain is usually creation as well, but I'm sure he'd be willing to at least take a crack at it for you so long as you don't mind results being... delayed.

 

Ha! Well, that's fitting.

 

...I haven't seen him lately. Do you think he would? ...I mean at least I don't think he'd judge...

Probably not a coincidence either, cosmically.

 

Primus does like dumb puns, doesn't he?

 

-longsuffering sigh- More than you know.

 

that is one hell of a bummer dude and i thought my relationship troubles were bad
god damn
wish you luck on your wankquest bros thats not a fate id wish on anybody trying to get it on

Spoiler: extended dong metaphor

being able to destroy the world with bonerpower is a pretty sweet power though as a consolation prize anyway
knocking over buildings and shit with your girth
a literal pump action jizz rifle oh my god
pew pew bitches beware
the little death brings big death
i know thats probably not how it works but let a man dream

 

I think he'd agree to it. You might have to remind him of the project every century or two.

His own name should tell you that much.

 

:O
[Intrigued little face full of intrigue, badly hiding taht she totally... thought of this and hit Quintus up earlier. That MIGHT be why she was gone for a bit.]