shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

ahem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_Paper_Bag_Test

wikipedia says im right.

 

Lissa sighs and hugs him. "I'm just gonna ignore any bullshit that comes my way from any direction and talk to the people that like me." She grins at Marcus and ... Laverna? She's not sure. "It's not fair you gotta listen to this and it's harshing on everyone else's fun."

 

"We're from another dimension." Ford shrugs. "I've always heard the version where you fail if you're lighter. How about you lay off her anyway? If you don't like us don't talk to us. It's upsetting Wrench and it's embarrassing everyone."

 

No. I think you two aren't understanding each other.

Fine. Yes. It does. But she was working from a different definition, in which failing is being lighter and passing is being darker. And yeah, that's the wrong definition but I'm pretty sure she didn't know that. After all, she's an alien from a world without modern day America's racial politics. Sure, she lives in Gravity Falls now and has picked some of it up, but it's not what she'd grown up with.

 

wasnt talking to you, was talking to my actual BUDDY.

so youre saying you cant be racist if you didnt mean to be racist, eh? gonna keep that in mind next time i get some nasty accusations lobbed at me.

 

I'm saying that you two were barely speaking the same language there.

 

im just saying, if she actually cared if she was racist or not, she wouldve asked me how to STOP being racist instead of just insisting that she wasnt.

 

If she wanted to know something, she wouldn't ask you to educate her.

 

It's lovely. And an interesting high. I took it once as a purgative- long story.

Like you ask how to stop being a sleazy asshole when people accuse you of being one?

 

so you admit shes a racist.

 

So you admit you're a sleazy asshole?

 

eh, sure, ill take one for the team. the team being me.

 

So your hypocrisy is blatant, making me less likely to trust you as a judge of character.

I get the feeling you'd argue the sky is green if she said it were blue.

 

im saying that you either gotta claim im NOT an asshole, or admit shes a racist.

 

I don't 'gotta' do shit. I'm a demon. Do you intend to compel me? -eyebrow-

 

"Risky business, trying to compel demons," Jame observes. "I prefer to ask politely and negotiate. Speaking of which, I'd love to sample your poison garden someday, that sounds wonderful."

 

no, but i wouldnt mind if you compelled ME, if you get what im saying.

*Also eyebrow, but two of them and wiggling.*

 

I've got one for you: go fuck yourself. You're not fun enough to count as exception.

 

in public?

 

Preferably not.