shitposting rave 5: discount rejects from every genre

WELL YES I GATHERED, GIVEN THE QUESTION MARK EYES AND THE WHOLE MASK DEALIE-WHATSIT. WHICH IS WHY I WAS EXPLAINING THAT IT SMELLED LIKE A CORPSE MARINATING IN DEATH FOR A FEW DAYS BEFORE DECIDING IT WASN'T QUITE READY TO SHUFFLE OFF ITS MORTAL COIL AND GETTING BACK UP

 

[Lissa is answered from beneath a kitten and a tentacle monster. Very dignified, much deity.] I honestly can't say how much of my knowledge was divinely-imparted as opposed to something I figured out for myself or heard from a sibling. It's the latter two that are making problems here, as far as I can tell, because we haven't had to explain our terms to anyone else...

You and I and Vector and Alpha Trion should get together and have a research party again, one of these centuries. We've all been in isolation long enough, i should think.

 

deer and turkeys

so many fuckin turkeys

 

let me tell you turkeys are FUCKING EVIL

 

THIS IS WHY WE DON'T DO THAT, BECAUSE THAT'S TERRIBLE.
o_o
._.

 

Maybe we should build armor for organics! So they won´t squish so easy.

-to the rave at large-
DO oyu want armor?

 

-he literally shoots off her back and flips over to catch her face, all his tendrils fluttering excitedly- PLEASE!!!

 

[She does not bite his hand. But only just. Pls to not startle the dragon, Tess.] Yes! Vector's come out of his pocket a little, we'll just have to look around for Trion.

 

I'm sure he'll be about!! It's been sooooo long!! -he lets her go and does a little fluttery dance of glee above her head-

 

"I'm failing to see how not being your dad makes me a douchebag. I've done things that he wouldn't do, but he's done things that I wouldn't do. Refused to do, even." Ford shrugs. "Also, it is fairly obvious that I am not him. He has amazing shoulders and a lot of grey hair. He looks much more like a messiah than I do, which is probably a good thing, since I'm very definitively not one of those."

 

"Be glad of that, because it was foul. And I like smells that most humans don't, sometimes. I thought my vomeronasal gland was going to shrivel up and die and then I'd never go into season again." Lissa laughs.

Lissa snorts. "You are not as awful as you like to pretend, you know, because if you were, you wouldn't smell nice to me." She sighs. "Also, I'm little. I know you noticed. The only reason I don't break if I'm dropped is a fucking lot of training."

"Yes, but that makes them taste good." Lissa grins.

"No, it really really isn't. Turkeys are evil but when you shoot them they die and you eat them and they are delicious." Lissa grins.

"I have it, for when I need it." Lissa smiles at the kitten.

"It's actually the dreamspace translator function. You say your word, and I hear mine, but they don't mean exactly the same thing." Lissa shrugs. "Probably if we all kept that in mind there would be less fighting, because I know that pink robot was upset by what I said, but whatever she received was not what I thought I was saying."

 

turkey tastes like shit

WORST bird ever

 

I'm super awful! I'm the WORST.
^_^

Besides, the training makes the difference, right? You can dropkick a person but you can't dropkick a KID. Everyone yells at you!
;_;

You can ALSO buy butterball turkeys and avoid the whole ENCOUNTER OF DEATH in the UNTAMED WILDS.
!_!

 

tell me about it.

 

"Pfft." Lissa shrugs. "You hate meat. You are therefore not a good judge of what meat should taste like. That's like me telling you that chocolate frosting tastes like they ought to put it back in whatever's ass it came out of."

 

You don't count. Lemme push you down some stairs!
`_´

 

"Well yes, you should not dropkick children. Dropkicking is for people who have done something deserving of dropkicking. Children rarely if ever fit into this category."

Lissa yawns. She has a lot more teeth than you might expect.

"Butterball turkeys are terrible. They have no taste at all. They're also inbred monsters that can't even fucking fly and they raise them in tiny cages. Then people say I'm cruel because I like to kill my food. My food had one fucking bad day and I usually manage to off it without even causing much pain. Humans are weird that they think it's okay to keep things in tiny cages and let them be nothing but chest muscle delivery systems because for some reason people like the palest, most tasteless meat on the bird."

 

1. Of Course You Wouldnt Youre An Imposter
2. I Dont Care
3. Imposter And Shitty At That
4. I Dont Care About How Evil You Think You Are I Said Go Away

 

i mean milk chocolate makes me nauseous

 

Children totally fit into that category.
>_>

Also I prefer thighs for EXACTLY that reason. Ohhh roast turkey legs are SO good but we don't get them NEARLY as often as we should.
o_o
;_;